Like doing Christmas shopping in July – don’t laugh; some people are that anal – shopping around now for good deals on, of all things, margaritas might be worth your while.
Just ask me, the gal who doesn’t have enough, uh, balls to order whiskey straight up, the priss who won’t drink Lone Star from a bottle. (I actually will but only at Lola’s Saloon, where the beer is always scandalously cheap or only when the bar’s just too divey or nice but just too packed to bother the ‘tender by ordering the shaken, rattled, and rolled cocktail.)
We all know that the margaritas at Joe T. Garcia’s (2201 N. Commerce St.) are strong, but the only reason people really go there is to sit on the cool patio and see or be seen. And since it’s frigid out right now, you have even less reason to visit the Northside stalwart. A great option: La Playa Maya, right down the road at 1540 N. Main St., where killer ‘ritas are $2 from 3 to 7 p.m. on weekdays.
Out in Arlington, there’s Bobby V’s Sports Gallery Café (4301 S. Bowen Rd.), where the tasty tequila-infused treat will run you only $2.50 all day, every day. Elsewhere in A-town, you have El Gabacho Tex-Mex Grill (2408 W. Abram St.), where they’re only $4 ’til 7 p.m. and are extremely heavy.
Remember, though: You’re talking to a person to whom tequila is so strong there’s no appreciable difference between anejo and reposado. However, I know a crappy ‘rita when I’m served one. As the old saying goes, you don’t need to be an award-winning chef to know crappy food. Well, same goes for ‘ritas. And pretty much everything else you put in your mouth. – Laurie Barker James
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