Jessica Simpson fumbles Tony Romo
I was probably one of the few people who watched every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica on MTV between 2003 and 2005.
Hey, I love reality TV and I think Jessica Simpson is one red-hot hottie — how could I say no to that show?
Well, watching more than 40 episodes of Newlyweds gives me the right to say this: Simpson is so annoying that almost any man would tire of her in time, no matter how beautiful she is.
After putting up with her whining, burping, self-absorption, ditzy behavior, and insistence on having cock-blocking lap dogs around all the time, first husband Nick Lachey quickly decided beauty was skin deep and he hit the road.
Romo has apparently done the same.
I feel sorry for our homegrown Dallas girl and wish her a quick rebound with some other celebrity who will undoubtedly feel like the luckiest man alive (at least temporarily).
But I’m glad Romo has washed that gorgeous distraction out of his hair, especially with training camp just around the corner.