Coochie Coochie Coo!
What better way to welcome the unofficial beginning of fall than this clip of Charo performing a Rihanna song on Sunday night’s Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon? Pause to let the awesome camp factor wash over you, and then concede – she does at least as credible a job as the restraining order-holding original singer. Plus, I can vaguely remember when I looked as good as one of those glitter-shirted male backup dancers, but I never had the hot gams or killer cleavage of Ms. Charo. Seriously, how freakin’ old is she by now? Somewhere, Satan is dancing a hot Latin tango with her soul.