Porky Pickled

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Posted October 19, 2009 by Jimmy Fowler in Blotch

I have an acquaintance with inside knowledge of the international wine and spirits industry. (Okay – I know someone who knows someone who works at a liquor store). I was recently informed that flavored vodkas were all the rage with kids these days, including bubble gum and iced tea. Not appetizing, but not outrageous.

Then said friend told me that a new top seller is bacon-flavored vodka. I’m going to repeat it again – bacon-flavored vodka. Is this a new lifestyle accessory for those who want to kill themselves in half the time? Can mayo-flavored beer be far behind? I can’t even imagine what the hangover from bacon-flavored vodka would look, smell, and taste like. See if you can.


3 Comments


  1.  
    padre bill

    QUOTE: ” I was recently informed that flavored vodkas were all the range with kids these days, including bubble gum and iced tea. Not appetizing, but not outrageous”
    I sure that parents are purchasing alcohol for consumption by their kids !




  2.  
    Jimmy F.

    I’m an old man, Padre Bill. Twenty one year olds look like grade schoolers to me.




  3.  
    Obama's Seat

    Many of them are, JF





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