Miles Austin Has Heart On … Taylor Swift
The Tiger Woods scandal is just a brilliant ruse to cover up the real sexual story of the year – Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin’s fantasies about teen singing sensation Taylor Swift.
In this Cosmo “exclusive” – Damn, how did Cosmo beat us to this story!?!? Damn it all! – a handful of NFL players describe their sexual turn-ons. When asked what he likes to see a woman wear, our very own Miles “Smiley” Austin replied, “I have to side with Taylor Swift and go with a T-shirt and sneakers. Oh, and a pair of jeans as well.”
Austin, you dog, you sent your message loud and clear. The ball is in Swift’s court now. Can wedding bells be far away?
Ooh, I just glimpsed 10 years into the future and saw this image in my mind.