Nike Toying With Self-Lacing Shoes
Nike filed a patent for self-lacing shoes.
These will come in handy for obese people who have difficulty bending over to tie their laces.
Actually, a treadmill might even be more handy. But exercise is no fun.
For Christmas this year I want self-lacing shoes, a new TV remote control, and a back-scratcher, please.
Oh yeah, and one of these chairs: