Shake Charles Haley’s Hand? No Thanks!
Former Dallas Cowboys standout Charles Haley will be in Haltom City this Sunday greeting fans.
The former All-Pro standout defensive end and five-time Super Bowl champion will help celebrate 30 years of skating at Rollerworld Northeast at 6:30 pm Sunday in Haltom City.
I loved Haley as a player, but I don’t think I’ll be going to shake his hand.
Anyone who’s read Jeff Pearlman’s Boys Will Be Boys (2008) probably feels the same way. The book describes Haley as a supreme jerkwad and a guy who didn’t think twice about pulling out his appendage in team meetings and in the locker room and masturbating in front of coaches and teammates.
Nothing says rollerskating like a serial masturbator!