Mavs Killer In Town; Bet Farm On Portland

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Posted April 19, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch
MAVS KILLER DANNY CRAWFORD

MAVS KILLER DANNY CRAWFORD

NBA referee/Mavericks slayer Danny Crawford will be working tonight’s playoff game between the Dallas Mavs and the Portland Trail Cookies at American Airlines Center.

Why is that important?

Crawford wouldn’t cross the street to pee on Mark Cuban if the Mavs owner were on fire, and the ref apparently wants to annihilate the Mavs in general, as evidenced by his biased performances during their games. The Mavs have lost 16 of their last 17 playoff games when Crawford was blowing the whistle.

As your financial adviser, I suggest you liquidate everything and bet it all on Portland tonight.

EXPECT PLENTY OF THIS TONIGHT

EXPECT PLENTY OF THIS TONIGHT


2 Comments


  1.  
    gondagol

    Jeff,

    You should know by now why you are not a financial advisor




  2.  
    jeff.prince

    In the future I strongly urge against taking personal finance advice from a snarky blogger.





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