Our Plates Are Full

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Posted June 2, 2011 by Jimmy Fowler in Blotch
IF THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT, WE CAN TRY SOMETHING EASIER.

IF THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT, WE CAN TRY SOMETHING EASIER.

Apparently there are only two things keeping America from returning to its glory days: We’re fat and stupid. The feds are trying to alleviate this situation by replacing the old Food Pyramid image of healthy eating guidelines with a new graphic called MyPlate. First Lady Michelle Obama held a ceremony today to unveil the less intellectually taxing circle.

Pretty soon, it seems, we’ll all have the body of Kim Kardashian. We’ll still have her IQ, but that won’t matter because that baffling pyramid won’t be around to confuse and intimidate us. My question for the MyPlate designers is – where do vodka and Cool Ranch Doritos fit in?


3 Comments


  1.  
    Obama's Seat

    This plate graph is just a suggestion now.

    When the government owns your body, it’ll be the law (except for all the pro-Obamacare folks who rushed to get waivers).

    “Nutrition is not a private matter!”




  2.  
    Roy

    You mean the way the government of Texas owns the bodies and uteruses of every fertile woman in the state?




  3.  
    Obama's Seat

    Yes, Roy, exactly. When O’care kicks in, they’ll own us to the ‘nads, amigo.





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