7-Eleven Free Slurpee A Joke

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Posted July 12, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch
SUCKERS!

SUCKERS!

Yesterday was July 11, also known as 7-11.

Which explains why 7-Eleven offered free Slurpees.

Unlike most other local media, Blotch didn’t deem the marketing event worthy of advancing. Not a single Blotch blogger bothered to tip you off about the free frozen confections.

Today, we look like Einsteins.

A friend of mine went seeking said Slurpee and filed this unenthusiastic report: “After traveling to three stores, I find one who was not out, but the glass is the size of a large thimble,” he said. “Lucky I only have half a brain or I wouldn’t have gotten my brainfreeze.”

AFTER VISITING THREE STORES, THIS WAS THE PAYOFF?

AFTER VISITING THREE STORES, THIS WAS THE PAYOFF?


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