Former Dallas Cowboys WR Sam Hurd Blows It

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Posted December 15, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch
HEY, GOT ANY BLOW? SURE, MEET ME IN THE END ZONE.

"HEY, GOT ANY BLOW?" "SURE, MEET ME IN THE END ZONE."

Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd left the team last year to sign a $5.15 million contract with the Chicago Bears.

That provided him with a whole bunch of dollar bills to roll up into little straws.

Federal law enforcement officials characterize Hurd as a major cocaine and marijuana dealer looking to distribute up to 10 kilos of coke and 1,000 pounds of weed a week. And that was just for Michael Irvin’s personal consumption (kidding!).

The feds say Hurd’s drug connection is in North Texas, and the case will be handled in a Dallas federal court. They also say their investigation started at the tail end of Hurd’s tenure in Dallas and they claim to have a list of clients that includes NFL players.

Suppose the sphincters of any Dallas Cowboys players are puckering up right about now?


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    Ray Banned

    Cocaine Cowboys ride again!




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