Eminem Won’t Rap Romo
Rapper Eminem is a Detroit native but his hometown NFL team has sucked so badly for so long that over the years he became a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Kind of ironic, yes?
Now he loves two teams that regularly rip the hearts from the chests of fans.
But he’s not throwing blame on quarterback Tony Romo, according to an interview with GQ Magazine.
Eminem remains loyal to Tony Romo and head coach/GM from hell Jerry Jones.
Here’s a rap song Em allegedly didn’t write:
You suckers say oh no to starting Tony Romo / And cast angry stones and moans at Owner Jones
That’s wrong to make them hurt, Slim Shady is an expert / And if I had my druthers I’d tell all you muthuhs
To back down you junkie clowns / I took a poll, so shut yo pie hole, we’re on a roll to the Super Bowl…baby!