North Texas Beard Alliance

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Posted February 23, 2012 by Jimmy Fowler in Blotch
IF ZACH G. LIVED IN THE FORT, HE’D DEFINITELY JOIN THE NORTH TEXAS BEARD ALLIANCE.

IF ZACH G. LIVED IN THE FORT, HE’D DEFINITELY JOIN THE NORTH TEXAS BEARD ALLIANCE.

First off, let’s be clear what the North Texas Beard Alliance isn’t – it isn’t an organization of straight women who help gay men stay in the closet. No, the North Texas Beard Alliance is a Fort Worth-based social organization for all “bearders and facial hair enthusiasts,” including men and women. They meet up regularly at Rahr & Sons Brewing Company. For times and events, check out their Facebook page or email them at TexasBeardAlliance@gmail.com.

I’ve sported a beard for most of my adult life, so this group isn’t the least bit ridiculous to me. Here are just three things that facial foliage will do for a man: 1) display his high testosterone level at a distance; 2) flatteringly disguise his fat face; and 3) give an impression of Moses-like wisdom that the wearer probably doesn’t possess. Plus, some people think beards are hot. Go North Texas Beard Alliance!


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