Dirt For $1 Million
Ever smooshed with Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison?
Hanky-pankied with Sen. John Cornyn?
If so, you could get $1 million for blabbing to Larry Flynt.
The Hustler Magazine publisher is looking for political sex tales to expose, and he’s willing to pay big bucks.
Gov. Rick Perry ever made a pass at you?
Well, don’t forget that Flynt offered $1 million for stories of sexual dalliances with Perry about six months ago and the offer still stands.
I haven’t “read” a Hustler in quite a while, but if the magazine uncovered any Perry dirt and published a story, we probably would have heard about it.
And now, after his ridiculous showing in the Republican primaries, Perry will probably never have sex again.
At least he’s got his corny dogs to enjoy.