Hollywood Woos Bootlegger Boy Barry Switzer

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Posted March 12, 2012 by Jeff Prince in Blotch
FORMER DALLAS COWBOYS HEAD COACH BARRY SWITZER.

FORMER DALLAS COWBOYS HEAD COACH BARRY SWITZER.

Variety magazine reports that producer Molly Smith (The Blind Side and P.S. I Love You) is planning on making a movie about Barry Switzer’s life, based on his autobiography “The Bootlegger’s Boy.”

It will be interesting to see which actor portrays Switzer — and which actor plays Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman, who made no bones about disliking his head coach.

IF I WERE A CASTING AGENT LOOKING FOR AN ACTOR TO PORTRAY SWITZER...

IF I WERE A CASTING AGENT LOOKING FOR AN ACTOR TO PORTRAY SWITZER…

...ID HIRE LEE MAJORS.

…I'D HIRE LEE MAJORS.

To play a young Switzer, I’d hire Leonardo DiCaprio. After all, DiCaprio is already slated to play Majors’ role in a movie remake of The Bionic Man. It all seems so perfect. And besides, bad reviews for DiCaprio’s last flick J. Edgar proves that nobody wants to see him in pancake makeup playing an old guy.

LEO DICAPRIO CAN PLAY THE YOUNG SWITZER.

LEO DICAPRIO.

AS FOR WHO WILL PORTRAY TROY AIKMAN...

AS FOR WHO WILL PORTRAY TROY AIKMAN…

...HOW ABOUT RYAN GOSLING?

…HOW ABOUT RYAN GOSLING?

NOW THE BIG QUESTION: WHO WILL BE CAST AS DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS?

NOW THE BIG QUESTION: WHO WILL BE CAST AS DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS?

ID HIRE JENNIFER LOPEZ AS HEAD CHEERLEADER.

I'D HIRE JENNIFER LOPEZ AS HEAD CHEERLEADER.

MILA KUNIS COULD WIELD SOME POM-POMS AS WELL.

MILA KUNIS COULD WIELD SOME POM-POMS AS WELL.

AND NO COWBOYS CHEERLEADING TEAM COULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT JESSICA ALBA.

AND NO COWBOYS CHEERLEADER TEAM WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT JESSICA ALBA.


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