Hulkamania Coming to Dallas (Sort of)
Cowboys center/guard Phil Costa (25) is engaged to Brooke Hogan (25), the daughter of Hulk Hogan. DC Fanatic has pictures of their engagement.
I will limit my commentary to three jokes:
Maybe the Hulkster will teach Costa how to clothesline d-linemen, or hit them with a chair. It would certainly be an improvement on what Costa has produced thus far.
Too bad Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up. Could you imagine that double date? It would be like a Mensa meeting.
Costa was initially set up with Linda Hogan, the Hulkster’s ex, but he was too old for her.
That is all the brain power I intend to devote to this important issue.