Hulkamania Coming to Dallas (Sort of)

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Posted July 1, 2013 by Eric Griffey in Blotch
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Cowboys center/guard Phil Costa (25) is engaged to Brooke Hogan (25), the daughter of Hulk Hogan. DC Fanatic has pictures of their engagement.

I will limit my commentary to three jokes:

Maybe the Hulkster will teach Costa how to clothesline d-linemen, or hit them with a chair. It would certainly be an improvement on what Costa has produced thus far.

Too bad Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up. Could you imagine that double date? It would be like a Mensa meeting.

Costa was initially set up with Linda Hogan, the Hulkster’s ex, but he was too old for her.

That is all the brain power I intend to devote to this important issue.

 


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