City Council To Discuss Epidermis At Redneck Heaven
A restaurant that features waitresses in body-paint bikinis has gotten under the skin of some locals, who’ve complained to city officials.
Fort Worth City Council will flesh out the matter at tonight’s meeting.
Sorry for the rash of skin puns. I promise not use any more (although my promises are sometimes porous).
Redneck Heaven freaked out the folks in Lewisville already. In July, city officials changed an ordinance to prohibit waitresses from wearing body paint instead of clothes at the chain restaurant (Arlington also has a location).
Waitresses wear body paint only on certain occasions, and more typically wear bikini tops, halter-tops, bras, or other sexy clothes made from, uh, clothes.
Attire is a big thing among the waitresses. They like to play dress up. But without dresses.
For instance, Sexy Biker Babes Dressup Day is this Friday at the Fort Worth location. Don’t imagine you’ll see many formal gowns.
But I digress.
The city council is set to discuss the nudity law and determine whether it wants to rein in the skin. Civilization as we know it hangs in the balance.
Under this proposed ordinance, allowing body-paint bikinis would mean the breastaurant would be considered a sexually-oriented business.
Regardless of what happens, it will all surely be dramatic fodder for an upcoming MTV television series Big Tips Texas that features, you guessed it, waitresses at Redneck Heaven. The show debuts Oct. 9.
Write it on your calendar. In body paint.