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A Rick Perry Responds To Fort Worth Weekly

Jeff Prince
The Ricky Perry who tweeted in response to this blog post about the former governor isn’t the real Rick Perry. My first clue was the the pot leaf behind the photo. Second clue: the twitter name RickPerry420. While it woul...


"Trust me, Rick. You haven't heard 'God Made Girls' until you've heard it performed by a 12-piece R&B band at Watters Creek."

The Dadding Hack: Family Fun Ops

ANTHONY MARIANI
Kidstuff from your trusty Weekly editor and the author of a daddy blog that you should definitely (probably?) check out, The Dadding Hack. I finally see the allure of Dallas. After all these years. And all the pro-Fort Worth th...



JON STEWART SIGNS OFF.

Morning News Roundup, Aug 7

Jeff Prince
Jon Stewart Says Goodbye Few people are characterized as the voice of a generation anymore, but Jon Stewart comes close after 16 years of lampooning news media and politics on “The Daily Show.” He’s like Walter Cronkite, ...


ROMEO AND JULIET PAINTING BY SIR FRANCIS BERNARD DICKSEE (courtesy of wikipedia).

UT Austin Study Says Men Horn-Dogs, Women Floozies

Jeff Prince
This just in! Men and women are different. Blame it on lactation. Hard-toiling psychologists at the University of Texas at Austin performed a cross-cultural study of 4,764 men and 5,389 women in 33 countries and 37 cultures. Wh...



RICK PERRY WAS CUT FROM THE VARSITY DEBATE TEAM BUT COACHES EXPECT HIM TO EXCEL ON JV SQUAD (photo courtesy wikipedia)

Rick Perry Hopes To Excel On Debate Team JV Squad

Jeff Prince
If Little Ricky Perry were on his high school debate team, he’d be having this conversation with his debate coach right about now: PERRY: I can’t believe I got cut from varsity! COACH: Don’t worry about it. You’ll e...


SANTOS FRANCISCO SANCHEZ

Morning News Roundup, Aug 4

Jeff Prince
Fort Worth Man On Most Wanted List Ever seen this dull-eyed sidewinder? If so, you could be $10,000 richer. The state is offering a reward for a tip that leads to the capture of Santos Francisco Sanchez, 47. The former Fort Wor...



RONDA ROUSEY (courtesy wikipedia)

Morning News Roundup, Aug 3

Jeff Prince
Witnesses Dispute Police Account Of Downtown Shooting A local lawyer said he’s talked to witnesses of the downtown shooting on Friday, and they say a Fort Worth police officer used unnecessary force when shooting Phillip Vall...


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The Dadding Hack: Family Fun Ops

ANTHONY MARIANI
Kidstuff from your trusty Weekly editor and the author of a daddy blog that you should definitely (probably?) check out, The Dadding Hack. I’m a big fan of science and history museums. Though I often leave feeling like, “I ...



THIS IS THE MAN WHO BELITTLED YOUNG BLACK MEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR WEARING THEIR PANTS LOW AND FOR USING POOR GRAMMAR. GOOD THING HE NEVER TOLD THEM NOT TO DRUG AND RAPE WOMEN, OR HE MIGHT BE VIEWED AS A HYPOCRITE. (photo courtesy of wikipedia).

Morning News Roundup, Jul 31

Jeff Prince
Police Shoot Armed Man Downtown A man is dead after a Fort Worth police officer came upon a group of people fighting near West 5th and Houston Streets early this morning. Police said one of the suspects ignored an order to drop...


MERLE HAGGARD (courtesy wikipedia)

To Answer Merle Haggard’s Question: No

Jeff Prince
Pretend you’re taking the SAT test, and here’s your first question: Americans are buying more new cars than ever and yet the average age of the typical car on the road today is reaching a high mark. How is that possible...