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7th Haven in The Chive

Anthony Mariani
Knowing 7th Haven owner Jimmy Moore pretty well, I’m fairly certain that part of the reason he decided to relocate his bar to its current spot on the corner of West 7th and Carroll is that huge marquee, a veritable canvas for...


Maxim Hometown Hottie from Fort Worth

Anthony Mariani
I admit. While I’m as red-blooded as the next heterosexual American male, I stopped reading Maxim in college, and I was in college before Al Gore invented the internet. Evidently, though, the magazine is still around or at le...



More “Texas Women” on CMT

Jimmy Fowler
The second episode of CMT’s Fort Worth reality show Texas Women should’ve been called “Career Day,” since it explored the day jobs of barrel racer Brooke, singer Ali, stock contractor Anna, and party girl Hannah. I felt...


“Texas Women” on CMT

Jimmy Fowler
Last night was the premiere of CMT’s Texas Women, a reality show filmed around Fort Worth about four young, attractive women who drink and curse a lot and constantly boast that Texas is in their blood. I’ll begin the Weekl...



The Real Scoop on Selena

Jimmy Fowler
Pop sprite and Grand Prairie native Selena Gomez told a Dallas-based radio show that junk food is responsible for her recent hospitalization. Um, right. I thought Disney Channel starlets thrived on a diet of Jolly Ranchers and ...


New Vid by American Idol’s Tim Halperin

Anthony Mariani
Fort Worth American Idol semifinalist Tim Halperin has just released the video for his most recent song, “The Last Song.” A tune he actually performed during his run on the most popular reality TV show in the country, “Th...



Weinergate: It’s Monogamy, Stupid

Jimmy Fowler
Now that Anthony Weiner has admitted to the tweeted shlong, the U.S. congressman’s name has been added to the Hall of Shame for politically powerful men who’ve recently cheated, in some form or fashion, on their wives. Peop...


Our Plates Are Full

Jimmy Fowler
Apparently there are only two things keeping America from returning to its glory days: We’re fat and stupid. The feds are trying to alleviate this situation by replacing the old Food Pyramid image of healthy eating guide...



Stephen Hawking vs. Heaven Boy

Jimmy Fowler
This is pretty funny: Last night’s World News With Diane Sawyer closed with a story pitting the physicist Stephen Hawking against a 12 year old boy from Nebraska. Hawking has recently given interviews declaring that “heaven...


Oh!!!! Oscar Wilde Visits Jersey Shore

Kristian Lin
Apparently Playbill.com has found the recipe for comedy gold. They took two actors starring in a current Broadway production of The Importance of Being Earnest and had them recite transcripts of dialogue from Jersey Shore as if...