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“Texas Women” on CMT

Jimmy Fowler
Last night was the premiere of CMT’s Texas Women, a reality show filmed around Fort Worth about four young, attractive women who drink and curse a lot and constantly boast that Texas is in their blood. I’ll begin the Weekl...


The Real Scoop on Selena

Jimmy Fowler
Pop sprite and Grand Prairie native Selena Gomez told a Dallas-based radio show that junk food is responsible for her recent hospitalization. Um, right. I thought Disney Channel starlets thrived on a diet of Jolly Ranchers and ...



New Vid by American Idol’s Tim Halperin

Anthony Mariani
Fort Worth American Idol semifinalist Tim Halperin has just released the video for his most recent song, “The Last Song.” A tune he actually performed during his run on the most popular reality TV show in the country, “Th...


Weinergate: It’s Monogamy, Stupid

Jimmy Fowler
Now that Anthony Weiner has admitted to the tweeted shlong, the U.S. congressman’s name has been added to the Hall of Shame for politically powerful men who’ve recently cheated, in some form or fashion, on their wives. Peop...



Our Plates Are Full

Jimmy Fowler
Apparently there are only two things keeping America from returning to its glory days: We’re fat and stupid. The feds are trying to alleviate this situation by replacing the old Food Pyramid image of healthy eating guide...


Stephen Hawking vs. Heaven Boy

Jimmy Fowler
This is pretty funny: Last night’s World News With Diane Sawyer closed with a story pitting the physicist Stephen Hawking against a 12 year old boy from Nebraska. Hawking has recently given interviews declaring that “heaven...



Oh!!!! Oscar Wilde Visits Jersey Shore

Kristian Lin
Apparently Playbill.com has found the recipe for comedy gold. They took two actors starring in a current Broadway production of The Importance of Being Earnest and had them recite transcripts of dialogue from Jersey Shore as if...


Will & Kate: Sadly Normal

Jimmy Fowler
Don’t know about you, but my preparations are afoot for Friday morning’s historic wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The blood pudding is congealing, the cream is clotting, and the kippers are pickling. I’ll p...



Are You a Hipster or Scenester?

Anthony Mariani
Via Harper’s, a.k.a. the best magazine in the world, ever, below is a tasty sampling of multiple interviews conducted with young people as part of research for a paper published in The Journal of Consumer Research. The study ...


Larry’s (Art) World

Anthony Mariani
Larry Gagosian is probably why contemporary art is so misunderstood and the art-world establishment loathed by everyone who’s not part of it, all nine zillion of us non-billionaires. Gagosian represents nearly 80 artists and ...