Random Stuff

They Got Bruce

Jimmy Fowler
Trust us, there is nothing more interesting to do in the Fort tonight than attend Q Cinema’s reception, screening and afterparty for the indie comedy ”Oy Vey! My Son is Gay!” We can’t vouch for the movie itself, but Q h...


CBS Caught Between Tim Tebow, Gay Dating Site

Kristian Lin
Well, this is amusing. Earlier, CBS approved an anti-abortion ad to run during the Super Bowl featuring Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow and his mother. The network is acting in accordance with their newly relaxed policy on advo...



The Carter Family “Brand”

Jimmy Fowler
Many of the great world religions teach that we are each put on this earth to learn an important lesson. For young Amon “Chance” Carter IV, that lesson appears to be – if someone puts a hot iron to your ass, it’s going ...


Tonya Harding Breaks Kneecaps Of Common Sense

Jeff Prince
The death of Nancy Kerrigan’s father prompted the Olympic medalist’s nemesis, Tonya Harding, to issue a statement saying how sad she feels and how sympathetic she is because, like, her dad died last year too you know. At le...



Pernell Roberts Ghost Rides In Sky

Jeff Prince
The death of Pernell Roberts yesterday is something akin to when the last Beatle dies – an end of an era. Anybody over age 40 or so will never forget Bonanza. The long-running TV western brought the Cartwright clan into Ameri...


Wingstop To Assault America On Super Sunday

Jeff Prince
Once again, Wingstop is ignoring the curse of chicken wings and going for another record-setting performance on Super Bowl Sunday. The Garland-based national chain restaurant is attempting to sell 5 million chicken wings on the...



Why The Surprise Over DynCorp Fraud?

Jeff Prince
News outlets are publishing this Associated Press article on questionable spending practices by DynCorp International, a former Fort Worth-based company that relocated to Virginia several years ago. An audit blasted the State D...


“A Dirty Shame” Redux

Jimmy Fowler
The Sundance Channel has screened John Waters’ underappreciated 2004 comedy “A Dirty Shame” several times over the past month. (Another showing is scheduled January 31). Unfortunately, they have so far played the “neute...



Give A Hand To Masturbating Bear, Comic Dog

Jeff Prince
Is life worth living without Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear? Methinks not. A dreadful byproduct of the NBC-Conan O’Brien split is that the network keeps the intellectual property of the “Tonight Show...


Sarahs, Andys Most Likely To Call In At Work

Jeff Prince
Note to all employers out there – don’t hire deadbeats named Sarah or Andy. And watch out for lazy bums named Steve and Becky. A recent study says women named Sarah, and men named Andy are most likely to call in and miss wo...