Random Stuff

Eagles Spit On Cowboys Star, Apologize, Dread

Jeff Prince
It’s official – the Philadelphia Eagles and their mouthy fans are trembling like baby Accipitridae. Their mojo is no-go leading up to Saturday night’s playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys. The Philadelphia Inquirer see...


Gilbert Arenas, the Man With the Golden Gun

Kristian Lin
Like everybody else, I was appalled when I heard about NBA star Gilbert Arenas and teammate Javaris Crittenton pulling guns on each other in a locker-room dispute. Yesterday, though, the story took a funny turn: TMZ reported th...



Kimbell in Wall Street Journal

Anthony Mariani
The Wall Street Journal has reviewed the Kimbell Art Museum’s current exhibition, From the Private Collections of Texas: European Art, Ancient to Modern. WSJ critic Willard Spiegelman calls the show a “giant Christmas stock...


Internet Mocks Blind Student At TCU-Boise Game

Jeff Prince
It all started so innocently. Well, not really innocently. Mocking people on YouTube is more mean-spirited fun than innocence, but let’s not get hung up on semantics here, folks. The point is, somebody got a big laugh out of ...



Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

Jimmy Fowler
I have a question for the 24/7 cable news/blogosphere outlets, and I’d like to ask it in the most delicate way possible: What the fuck is up with this unrelenting campaign against Tiger Woods? Golf – like football and ...


Doggone It, How Soon We Forget

Jeff Prince
It’s a sad day for dead celebrities, unless you’re  an odd-looking freak who can lick his own crotch — and I’m not talking about Michael Jackson. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram is taking a survey of which dea...



TCU Coach Patterson Named AP Coach of the Year

eric.griffey
It seems TCU is finally getting a little national respect. Today, head football coach Gary Patterson was named AP coach of the year. Brian Kelly, who recently abandoned his Cincinnati Bearcats for Notre Dame, came in second. I ...


Starbucks Baristas Get Steamed

eric.griffey
Some of the baristas at the 8th and Rosedale Starbucks announced today that some of their employees have unionized, making them the first unionized Starbucks in Texas. Here is their press release: Fort Worth, TX- Baristas and c...



More Bad Santas

Jimmy Fowler
Like Barbie and the circus clown, Santa Claus is a cultural icon whose desecration brings endless joy to bored adults with a fondness for easy targets. And isn’t that most of us? The folks at SketchySantas.com have colle...


Hip Tips: The Anti-Drug

Anthony Mariani
I’m sick of pure crap being described as “experimental” or “edgy.” Playing pop music out of tune qualifies as neither experimental nor edgy. It’s annoying and stupid. Same goes for your unintelligible prose poem or ...