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Pepsi Sorry, So Very Sorry For iPhone App

Jeff Prince
Pepsi could never write for Blotch. Twits with iPhones began tweeting o’plenty after the company released an application that some people deemed offensive. So what did Pepsi do after taking flak? They did what almost everybod...


A Very Liberal Interpretation of the Bible

eric.griffey
For those of you tired of the liberal bias of the bible, Conservapedia has got you covered. The web-based conservative alternative to Wikipedia has undertaken an effort called the Conservative Bible Project, designed to root ou...



Zachary Christie Zero Tolerance Makes Zero Sense

Jeff Prince
Watch this interview with recently expelled first-grader Zachary Christie, and then decide whether you think the pencil-pushing administrators who kicked him out of class and want to send him to reform school for 45 days, inste...


Monday Night Football

Peter Gorman
Well, Prince got it largely right regarding yesterday’s Cowboys’ game. I actually think they’ll come out alright  and be in the hunt near the end.But everyone is a professional team and every guy, or nearly, ...



There’s a Thin Pool of Plus-Size Beauties in DFW

eric.griffey
An Arlington woman is having a difficult time finding contestants for a local plus-size beauty pageant. Jacqueline Lawrence told NBC that her pageant, which is for teenagers with dress sizes 12 and up, that the pageant promotes...


Oprah Eclipses Big Tex

Jimmy Fowler
Given the freak fest that Oprah’s show has recently been – Mackenzie slept with her father, Whitney in denial about almost everything, etc. — she probably needed the downhome PR cleansing that today’s taping at the ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys were frustrated, fading, imploding…and then the game started and things got even worse. If a team and a season can be on the line by Week 5, the Cowboys were walking said line like a drunken amputee on a oily tigh...


Levi’s Johnson

Jimmy Fowler
Don’t pretend you’re shocked that Levi Johnston – Bristol Palin’s baby daddy and Sarah Palin’s pain in the ass – is going to pose naked for “Playgirl” magazine later this year. (Actually, I didn’t realize ...



Jennifer Valdivia Gets Ryan Howard HR Ball

Jeff Prince
Justice triumphs. The 12-year-old Florida girl who nabbed a record-setting home run ball by Philadelphia Phillies slugger Ryan Howard, and then was hustled out of her prize by team officials has finally got her ball back. Howar...


Official “Boo!” Club Selections

Jimmy Fowler
I spent a childhood devouring almost everything Stephen King wrote. My enthusiasm was greatly helped, of course, when he sent me two autographed postcards almost thirty years ago saying thanks for the fan mail. As an adult, I s...