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THIS BEANIE-WEARING DOG ONLY WISHES HE LOOKED AS COOL AS HAZEL (courtesy Jason Sussberg on flickr)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Chicago Bears, Statistics

Jeff Prince
If the calendar is to be believed, it’s December. And if curses are to be believed, the Dallas Cowboys will soon crumble. The curse appears to have rubbed off on me, as I’m pulled over for speeding on my way home from work ...


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A Win By TCU Frogs On Saturday Could Be Sweet As Sugar

Jeff Prince
USA Today predicts Texas Christian University’s football team could earn a Sugar Bowl berth with a big win against Iowa State on Saturday. The Horned Frogs are on a six-game winning streak after slaughtering the Texas Lon...



JOHHNY MANZIEL AT TEXAS A&M

Johnny Football Manziel Will Bust Like RGIII

Jeff Prince
First round draft pick and former Texas A&M star Johnny Manziel has gathered splinters in his backside for most of his rookie season, but the rumor out of Cleveland is he’s set to start for the Browns and prove whethe...


CHRIS GAINES AKA GARTH BROOKS AKA SPASTIC CLOWN

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants, Greatest Catch

Jeff Prince
It’s Sunday night and I’m prepped for the Cowboys game — the drop of queso staining my t-shirt should be the glorious first of many. It’s great to be an American. First thing I notice is the stubble-faced an...



ADRIAN PETERSON (courtesy Wikipedia)

NFL’s Suspension Of Adrian Peterson Makes Little Sense

Jeff Prince
The NFL suspended Texas native Adrian Peterson without pay for the rest of the 2014-2015 season, meaning the Minnesota Vikings running back will miss the final six games, and possibly more next season. Peterson has already miss...


BEASLEY PHOTO BOMBS THE BOSSES (courtesy of Cole Beasley twitter page)

Two More Reasons Why Cowboys WR Cole Beasley Is A Stud

Jeff Prince
The long golden locks and scruffy beard, the small body size and underdog element, the seemingly magical ability to catch every ball thrown his way and turn third downs into first downs — these are just a few reasons why ...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Jaguars In London

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys would remain in second place even if they lost yesterday’s game at Wembley Stadium, and yet the game had a must-win, do-or-die feel to it. Last week’s fiasco made it clear that backup quarterback ...


THIS RED-HEAD MIGHT BE A BETTER FIT WITH THE COWBOYS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Cardinals, Brandon Weeden

Jeff Prince
The noon game against the Arizona Cardinals promises an exciting return to glory for the Dallas Cowboys, and Off Asides settles into its comfortable couch to root for the hometown heroes playing at Arlington Taxpayers’ Te...



MAN WITH SLACK JAW MCCOY

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Redskins on MNF

Jeff Prince
Monday Night Football opened its coverage of last night’s Cowboys game with a beautiful aerial shot of AT&T Stadium, and something became so clear — parking lots waste a lot of surface area. Cars were lined up i...


UNCONFIRMED REPORTS SAY LOVE IS EXCITING AND NEW, AND THE LOVE BOAT IS EXPECTING YOU.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Big Giants

Jeff Prince
Troy Aikman screwed up in the announcer’s booth during yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys game with the New York Giants at Jerry World. He said former quarterback Roger Staubach stands above all others. “He’s a great ma...