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Flying Rats Live Another Day

ANTHONY MARIANI
Dear Lord. We’ve got to see Ray Lewis do that stupid dance at least one more time. My thoughts on the head flying rat are well known: He’s a thug who obstructed the investigation of a double homicide in 2000 and yet somehow...


(flickr photo by Keith Allison)

Racist Redskins Should Change Name

Jeff Prince
The Washington Redskins — a team us Cowboys fans love to hate — might finally be considering a name change. Why? Money, of course. The team wants a new stadium in Washington D.C., but they mayor doesn’t like t...



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Sports! Knees! Murder!

ANTHONY MARIANI
The NFL playoffs began this past weekend and were as lackluster as you probably imagined though not nearly as lackluster and bone-dry boring as next week’s games will be. All of the favorites won, handily, yesterday and Satur...


ANOTHER DECEMBER, ANOTHER CHOKE FOR TONY ROMO. (flickr photo by Michael Mata).

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys quarterback has got mega-talent and puts up great stats. He’s a nice guy. You want him to win. You know he wants to win. You’re sure he’ll prevail eventually. But he just can’t finish. He cho...



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Cowboys’ D: Trampled Under Foot

ANTHONY MARIANI
Yes, boneheaded plays and mistakes are killers. Missed game-winning field goals, unconscionably dumb penalties in crucial situations, interceptions –– they’re all horrible but do not exist in vacuums. You could even say t...


HERE'S A PREDICTION: DEZ BRYANT WILL BREAK EVERY COWBOYS RECORD HELD BY ANY PREVIOUS NO. 88. (flickr photo by AJ Guel)

Dallas Cowboys Poised To Get All-Pro Love

Jeff Prince
Sportswriter Peter Schrager’s All-Pro predictions give plenty of props for our ‘Boys in silver and blue. Stacking up impressive statistics has been easier for the Cowboys than winning games, so it’s not surpri...



THE GODDESS FORTUNA DID NOT SMILE ON THE COWBOYS AT THE CRUCIAL TIME IN YESTERDAY'S LOSS TO THE SAINTS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints

Jeff Prince
Injury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...


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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys put Big Ben on his Big End for a Big Win. Cowboys 27, Steelers 24. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger decimated the Cowboys defensive backfield for much of the game, and his scrambling and ref...



ANGELS PLAYERS ARE LAUGHING IT UP ABOUT NABBING JOSH HAMILTON FROM THE TEXAS RANGERS (flickr photo by Keith Allison).

Southern California Suckers Gloat About Josh Hamilton…For Now

Jeff Prince
Los Angeles Times readers are feeling pretty good about themselves today, crowing about Josh Hamilton snubbing the Texas Rangers and taking his freak show to the Left Coast. Three out of four Times readers said they thought the...


(flicker photo by Keith Allison)

Josh Hamilton Follows His Wallet To Los Angeles

Jeff Prince
Texas Rangers power hitter Josh Hamilton has reportedly signed a five-year $125 million deal with division rival Los Angeles Angels. Hamilton is big on God so maybe he would rather be an Angel than a Ranger. Who knows? The guy...