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Cowboys Implode Against Ravens

ANTHONY MARIANI
Dallas Cowboys fans, first of all, thanks for nothing. My beloved Steelers (2-3) beat your dreaded conference rivals the Eagles (3-3) last weekend, and your blue and silver (2-3) repaid us by losing against our bitter conferenc...


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Brahmas Back, Under New Ownership

Kristian Lin
Ahead of the Texas Brahmas’ October 22 home opener comes the news that the team has been sold by Stuart Fraser to a group headed by local businessman Mike Atkinson. Coach Dan Wildfong and most of the team’s infrastr...



Lithuania's men's basketball team at the 1992 Summer Olympics

Donnie Nelson Screens Basketball Documentary

Kristian Lin
Mavericks fans and devotees of recent Eastern European history will want to show up at Dallas’ Magnolia Theatre tomorrow evening. That’s when Mavs’ president Donnie Nelson will be there for a screening of The ...


MEMORIAL TO A DEAD COWBOY (photo by sburke2478)

Tony Romo Takes Another Hit

Jeff Prince
Poor Tony Romo. First, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback gets berated by blowhard sportscaster Joe Theismann. Now a satirical social media site is lampooning Oh No Romo for his questionable play in recent weeks (or years). P.S. &#...



JOE THEISMANN (photo by internetsense)

Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Normally I wouldn’t quote Joe Theismann. He’s an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat’s ass. He summarized the State of the Dallas Cowboys this s...


CHILI PIE (photo by Jose Kevo)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz

Jeff Prince
Guinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state’s grand history of culinary exquisiteness — the largest chili pie ever. It took 1,325 pounds of Fritos, chee...



SINCE I WAS IN CHARGE OF CARRYING HEAVY STUFF TO PEOPLE'S CARS DURING THE GARAGE SALE, I SPENT MUCH OF MY SUNDAY IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION AS THIS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. (photo by cardinals17)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay

Jeff Prince
It’s hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week’s edition of “Off Asides” won’t be as insightful and astute as you’ve come to expect. I think the Cowboys lost. But I&...


THIS SHAMAN WAS SPOTTED IN A SEATTLE FOREST YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, WAVING A CHICKEN BONE OVER A VOODOO DOLL THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE TONY ROMO.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle And The Curse

Jeff Prince
Forget sleepless, the Dallas Cowboys were addled, embattled, and rattled in Seattle. Worse, quarterback Tony Romo was re-cursed. The Seahawks made Alfred Hitchcock proud as they swarmed and pecked the Cowboys into bloody submis...



THIS ISN'T MUCH OF A MUSCLE, BUT IT'S ALL THE COWBOYS GET UNTIL THEY CRACK INTO THE TOP 5 ON THE POWER RANKINGS.

Dallas Cowboys Shine In Power Rankings

Jeff Prince
Brian Billick’s NFL power rankings don’t often embrace the Dallas Cowboys, but the team is currently listed No. 6 and ranked higher than any of its NFC East rivals. Billick, a Super Bowl winning former head coach, w...


MARTELLUS BENNETT. (photo by Shankbone)

New York Loves Former Cowboy Marty B

Jeff Prince
Blotch had mixed feelings after Martellus Bennett ditched the Dallas Cowboys and headed for the more polluted pastures of New York City. The Giants signed the free agent to a $2.5 million one-year contract after the Cowboys mad...