Film

Boom Box

KRISTIAN LIN
The joke goes that a bomb technician only ever makes two mistakes in his career, the first being taking on the job to begin with. The main character of The Hurt Locker wouldn’t agree. He defuses bombs for a living, and he...


Film Shorts

KRISTIAN LIN
OPENING: G-Force (PG) I am not making this up: A trained force of guinea pigs who are government agents try to stop a billionaire (Bill Nighy) from taking over the world. Also with Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Kelli Garner, ...



Butler Didn’t Do It

KRISTIAN LIN
Apparently, if I’m not a boorish, knuckle-dragging, beer-swilling slob who grabs the asses of attractive women when they pass by, then I must be gay or European. That’s the depressing message I took away from The Ug...


Chéri Baby

KRISTIAN LIN
I got blindsided by Chéri. Maybe the title and the poster featuring a coquettishly grinning Michelle Pfeiffer fooled me into thinking this was just a piece of fluff, but I really should have known better. After all, this movie...



Film Shorts

KRISTIAN LIN
OPENING: Chéri (R) Dangerous Liaisons director Stephen Frears, writer Christopher Hampton, and star Michelle Pfeiffer reunite for this drama about a retired Parisian courtesan in the 1900s who falls in love with a rival’...


Dark Side

KRISTIAN LIN
Duncan Jones is the birth name of the son of rock star David Bowie (himself né David Hayward-Jones), though infamously the father went through a phase when he insisted on calling his son Zowie Bowie. The younger Jones is now 3...



Gay Hijinks

KRISTIAN LIN
Well, this is an interesting time for Brüno to come out, even more interesting than my choice of phrase just now. A few weeks after Fort Worth’s gay community was sparked into outrage and activism, Sacha Baron Cohen̵...


Half Potions

KRISTIAN LIN
Two years ago I observed that there are many different ways to make a Harry Potter movie, thanks to all the different directors who’ve adapted J.K. Rowling’s novels to the big screen. That proves true yet again in H...



Film Shorts

KRISTIAN LIN
OPENING: Blood: The Last Vampire (R) Gianna Jun stars in this live-action adaptation of an anime film about a vampire who infiltrates a military school in post-World War II Japan to find a demon disguised as one of the students...


The Ring

KRISTIAN LIN
James Kelley Young – who prefers to be addressed by his middle name – was born on an Air Force base in Tokyo, but his family moved to Fort Worth a year later in 1964. He has lived here ever since, and the city has h...