Clubs

Sports? Check. Babes? Check. Awesomeness? Absolutely.

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Here’s a Clubland niche you never knew needed filling until now: a sports bar with dancing girls. The concept makes so much sense my head hurts.


Blue Goon

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In Sundance Square, the good ol’ Red Goose Saloon is one of the last bastions of crazy nightlife – two floors of cheap drinks, loud dance music, loose women (OK, maybe just a hopeful assumption on my part), and chee...



Funkytown? Hardly

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On the surface, who cares whether a bar is part of a chain or not? As far as Last Call’s concerned, an able-bodied person can have a good time anywhere – Planet Hollywood, Hard Rock CafĂ©, wherever. When the booze i...


Stampeded

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Gosh, darn it! Sometimes when your timing’s off, your timing’s off.



Holiday Shopping + Booze = Cityview

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Everyone avoids Southwest Fort Worth for all of the obvious reasons. I mean, where else in town are you going to run into the type of person who enjoys spending an entire Saturday getting his dad’s Beamer washed, then pic...


Attack of the Killer Arlingtonians

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Look out, Fort Worthians: Arlington’s invading Clubland. Aaaaayyyyyiiiii!



X Marks the Snots

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With the advent of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium, Arlington is set to boom. We Fort Worthians hope the town’s nightlife develops its own identity rather than taking the quick-money route and emulating Dallas’ fancy...


Torch Jr.?

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It’s about damn time. With the outrageously wild success of the Torch, you would have thought that another equally swanky club would have opened in the Cultural District by now. In any other city, maybe. But in lovable Co...



Bye-Bye, Beer Barns?

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Against common business sense, some bars here aren’t designed to make huge profits or even draw attention to themselves. Beer barns, as they’re called, are tiny watering holes that serve only beer and are populated ...


She (Kinda) Bangs

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Though Last Call’s been tempted, your columnist has not used the pun “more bang for your buck” when discussing strip clubs – and for good reason. There really hasn’t been a joint worthy of the joke.