Chow, Baby

Kissing the Pink

Chow, Baby
Hoo, Chow, Baby is glad that for once it looked around before it leapt. Last week it was all set to proclaim that the cheeseburger it’d had at Miller’s Bar while vacationing in beautiful Dearborn, Mich., was the bes...


Research in Motion

Chow, Baby
Oh, the places Chow, Baby has been! And the foodstuffs it devoured! Chow, Baby’s summer research tour – 49 eateries in 10 days, a personal best – yielded plenty of useful and hence tax-deductible info.



Taverna on the Square

Chow, Baby
Here’s how a good manager-type does it: First of all, she’s constantly scanning the room, so she notices when seated-long-ago customers start getting fidgety. She brings water over herself and offers to take the cus...


Lost in Translation

Chow, Baby
Chow, Baby’s command of other languages is pretty much restricted to meal ordering, and that only if the dish names don’t have verbs.



Off the Track

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Chow, Baby couldn’t quite make sense of Jack’s Off the Wall, the new casual-hangout bar slash gourmet restaurant slash live-music venue that took over the Pedro’s Trailer Park space at 2731 White Settlement Rd...


Say Ahhh

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Dr. Sugar Police has gotten much crankier over the years that Chow, Baby’s been seeing him for annual-or-so physicals. Old motto: “If you keep eating like that, you’re going to get diabetes.” New motto: ...



Flower of the South

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Chow, Baby’s master plan for the Austin-ification of Magnolia Avenue is coming along nicely. This is the plan whereby Chow, Baby does no actual work itself (like all of Chow, Baby’s plans), but merely through hard w...


They Call It Mellow Mushroom

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Sure, Chow, Baby is tempted to over-analogize Mellow Mushroom, the Atlanta-based pizza chain that recently opened a Fort Worth branch (3455 Bluebonnet Circle), with Donovan’s flower-power 1967 hit “Mellow Yellow....



Cold Fusion

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Chow, Baby would have to be heavily bribed to go to a place self-described as “Northeast Arlington’s ultra-contemporary restaurant lounge,” and that’s pretty much what happened.


The Belknap Zone

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Most of Haltom City is in a time warp – Exhibit A: Peggie & Ivy’s Old South – but there must be a flux beam trained directly on Vietnam Plaza (4045 E. Belknap St.).