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Tom Hicks said to be “Drunk and Incapable”

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 by Dan McGraw

January has been quite a month for Texas Rangers and Dallas Stars owner Tom Hicks. The main news, of course, that he negotiated a deal to sell the baseball club to an investor group headed up by Pittsburgh attorney Chuck Greenberg and Hall-of-Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan.

But as is usual with Hicks, the good is accompanied by the bad.

First, son Tom Jr. was forced to resign from his father’s Liverpool Red soccer club board of directors when he sent out a nasty email to a fan who questioned his senior’s leadership of the soccer team. Hicks Jr. told the fan to “Blow Me Fuckface.”

Reports are surfacing that the deal with Greenberg/Ryan is a “train wreck,” as the 40 or so creditors Hicks owes more than $500 million to don’t like Rangers’ sale details. Seems they sort of want the money they are owed.

Hicks failed Glorypark development on land around the Ballpark in Arlington is also causing problems. First the co-deveoper of the project sued Tom, and now an architectural firm and a contractor filed a suit in court this week saying Tommy owes them about $7 million.

But we save the best for last. Last weekend Hicks the Elder attended a soccer match in Liverpool, and fans immediately started protesting, chanting the the Yankee should sell the team. Hicks was rushed  out a stadum side exit, but not so much to avoid the angry fandom. Here’s what the British press had to say about Hicks’ behaviour:

“Hicks fell asleep twice during the game whilst eyewitnesses at Liverpool One’s Hilton hotel later claimed that the 63-year-old’s security team were ordered by staff to send him to his room after he appeared drunk and incapable.

One onlooker said: “People were going over to him as he was being woken up. He had fallen asleep into his food and spilled red wine all over the table.

“His bodyguards had been told to take him to his room and knocked more red wine over as he was getting up.”

Sundance Award for Gasland

Monday, February 1st, 2010 by Dan McGraw

Documentary filmaker Josh Fox’s movie GASLAND, which explores environmental issues and corporate greed within the nationwide natural gas shale drilling explosion, has been awarded the Special Jury Prize by the Sundance Film Festival in the documentary category. Fox uses personal experince in telling the story. He was offered a $100,000 bonus a few years back by a drilling company for some family Pennsylvania land in the Delaware River Basin (part of the Marcellus Shale deposits), and Fox wanted to learn what impact the drilling would have on air and water and all the rest.

Fox uses investigative reporting and humor to expose how government regulations have little impact, as the drilling companies run things. He even comes down here to North Texas to get more of a history, given that the Barnett Shale has been around longer than the rest of the plays. Variety’s Robert Koehler sings the film’s praises.

The Texas premiere of the documentary GASLAND will be in Denton at the Thin Line Film Festival. It is set to open the event at 7pm on Wednesday February 17th at the historic Campus Theater.

S-T Wants More Holiday Money

Monday, November 30th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

Many of us were sort of surprised on Thanksgiving when we went to buy our morning Fort Worth Star-Telegram. They recently raised prices for the weekday edition to $1, and some of us were getting used to that. But the Thursday paper was $2, the same as the Sunday edition.

Looks like newspapers around the country were doing that as well. Columnist Peter Funt chides the newspaper industry for these holiday price increases in this column. And the reasoning newspapers gave for the price increase? The holiday paper had more ad inserts than a normal weekday, so they thought you should pay double the price for that esteemed right to look at Wal-Mart and Target ads.

So this is what the newspaper game has become. Give less editorial content, charge more, and get a little more money by claiming readers should pay extra to look at ads. I sort of thought it was the other way around.

Toilt Paper on Fire

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 by Dan McGraw

Breaking news on the Star-Telegram website:

“Burleson Elementary school evacuated after toilt paper set ablaze”

It was just one roll of the toilt paper burning at Taylor Elementary School.

But it was the first time we have ever heard of that type of bathroom tissue ablazin’.  We don’t even know how to pronounce that kind of roll. The S-T copy editors must have had to go to the john badly while writing the headline.

TABC Fires Agents

Friday, August 28th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission announced today that it is terminating the two agents who participated in the Rainbow Lounge raid, as well as the supervisor above them. We don’t have the official press release yet, but here is the Associated Press story.

No Restaurants in the Fort?

Friday, August 28th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

Whenever I pick up the Friday Star-Telegram, I immediately pull out the tabloid Go! section. I am not interested in movies and music and eats so much, but more along the lines of how much the S-T weekly entertainment guide is based in Dallas. They usually list far more music shows from Dallas clubs than shows here in the Fort.

 

I also check on which restaurants they review. This week they did their usual three, and all with Dallas addresses. But what caught my eye was the reviewer for two of the Dallas eateries. That would be Dallas Morning News restaurant critic Leslie Brenner. Here is her review of the Urbano Café, and here is the review of Hattie’s. Both of these ran in the DMN a few weeks ago.

 

It’s bad enough that the S-T can’t find a restaurant over here to review, but then to use the DMN head critic to fill the space? Like I’ve said all along, this shared content between the two papers may have started with some sports and music reviews, but that door is now wide open. When Dirk’s fiancé got sentenced to five years in jail this week, the S-T used DMN writers to cover that.

 

I would predict that within a year, most all of the features, business, sports and entertainment stories will be shared. They might as well just get it over with and merge.

Arlington is so Phat

Monday, August 17th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

We keep seeing all these studies ranking cities with all sorts of categories, and it often gives me tired head. But when we are #1 in some category, we like to take notice.

 

Men’s Health magazine did a study to find the city in the country that likes fast food more than any other. Here is what they found:

 

“We started our search for America’s fast-food addicts by tallying the number of McDonald’s, Burger Kings, Wendy’s, and Taco Bells per capita. Next, we factored in the percentage of people who visit fast-food restaurants (Experian Simmons) and those who consume fast food seven or more times a month (SimplyMap). Finally, we went to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for the number of people who are obese, and to see who’s eating the fewest fruits and vegetables.”

”Welcome to Arlington.”

 

No mention of the $60 pizzas at Jerry World.

Dancing with DeLay

Monday, August 17th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

When ABC announced earlier today that former Texas Congressman Tom Delay would be a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars,” we knew some would have a political field day. And right on cue, The Lone Star Project – a Washington-based Texas Democratic Party lobbying group — weighed in.

 

“DeLay has demonstrated quite a bit of fancy footwork over the years avoiding jail time,” they put on their website. “Here are some of the DeLay’s political moves that Dancing With the Stars audiences may not be familiar with:

 

*Cha Cha Cha Ching* – DeLay laundered at least $190,000 in corporate funds through the Republican National Committee to spend on Texas Republican House cronies like State Rep. Dwayne Bohac (R-138). (Source: Austin American-Statesman, September 1, 2008)

*Tango and Cash* – DeLay paid his wife Christine and daughter Dani Ferro $350,000 from his various campaign accounts. (Source: The Houston Chronicle, May 10, 2007)
Tom DeLay

 

*Hammer Hustle* – DeLay convinced imprisoned lobbyist Jack Abramoff to pay for a golf trip to Europe. (Source: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, April 26, 2007)

*Backroom Jitterbug* – DeLay convened Energy Lobbyists to help write energy legislation that “would allow the costs of deregulation of electricity to be passed on to their customers.”  In exchange, DeLay received tens of thousands of dollars in donations from the lobbyists.  (Source: Texas Monthly, May 2006)

*Redistricting Rumba* – DeLay forced through a mid-decade Texas congressional redistricting plan that robbed our state of nearly 100 years of seniority and three powerful committee chairmanships, leaving Texas with arguably the weakest large state Congressional delegation in the country. (Source: Austin American-Statesman June 28, 2007)

*Beltway Boogie* – After he was indicted and faced the possibility of losing re-election in a safe Republican seat, DeLay cowardly abandoned his constituents and fled the State of Texas for the suburbs of Washington, D.C. (Source: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, August 20, 2006)

Politics is so much fun these days, especially when it can be merged with reality TV.

Free Meow-Meow

Monday, August 17th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

D Magazine is doing their best-looking women in Dallas contest again this year, so I was perusing the contestants. Decided to vote for this one. She is young and pretty, works as a personal trainer, and has a purdy name.

Observations on the TABC Report

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 by Dan McGraw

   

            Having gone through the 32-page TABC report on their agents’ actions at the Rainbow Lounge, not much to report. The three agents did violate TABC policy, the report says, but these were for wearing the wrong uniforms, not getting supervisor approval, and not filing the right reports. And Chad Gibson fell on his own on the concrete outside, and did not get his injuries while being hogtied inside the club.

            But here are two observations, one funny and the other more serious.

            1) When the TABC and the FWPD were snooping around the club a few days earlier (when they found a drunk guy passed out in his car with his pants down), the TABC agents did a little spying. Here is how the report describes it:

            “[TABC Agent Christopher] Aller recalled exiting the unit and walking through the parking lot, eventually making his way to a fence in the back. Aller said he and [FWPD] Officer Back looked through the fence openings into a patio area and observed six or eight customers. He saw two males dressed only in thong-like underwear or bikini bottoms sitting on some picnic tables. As he continued to view the area, he noticed the male subject who had earlier identified himself as the owner entered the patio area and quickly made his way to one of the individuals in the underwear and whispered in his ear. Aller said the male subject got up and ran inside.”

            “Aller believed the subject’s actions were odd and could indicate the possibility of drug activity or lewd conduct.”

            I guess intelligence is not on of the requirements of being a TABC agent. Gee, this was a gay bar that had men dancing in their underwear as part of the entertainment. Maybe the bar owner was whispering to the underwear-wearing guy to get up off his ass and start dancing. I ain’t paying you to be sitting on some picnic table.

            2) The TABC report said the inspection/raid started at 1:30 am. Tom Anable, the club’s accountant who was there that night, took notes on the entire affair, and he put the start at about 12:45 am. Other bar patrons have backed up Anable’s timeline. That may not seem like a big difference, but you have to question the accuracy of any report like this if they cannot even get an accurate assessment of when they moved into the club.

 

 

     


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