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CIRCUS FACE SAYS THESE TWO WILL SWAP SPIT BEFORE THE COWBOYS MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS IF THEY LOSE AGAINST THE REDSKINS TODAY.

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins, Momentum

Jeff Prince
It’s hard to think of a Game 2 as a must-win contest in a 16-game season. But the Cowboys are 0-1 after last Sunday’s loss to the NY Giants. Lose two in a row, stick a fork in them. Today they’re facing the Eagles at noon...


JOHNNY MANZIEL BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS AT TEXAS A & M.

Jerry Should Just Say No To Johnny Football Manziel

Jeff Prince
The former Texas A&M University star quarterback turned NFL bust said he wants to play for the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones has had a man crush on Johnny Manziel for years. Jones wanted to d...



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Sports Rush: Fashionably Forward Thinking

Rush Olson
We’d call it “the fashion event of the season,” except the season hasn’t started yet. We refer to the football season, and while Dallas Cowboys fans still have a few months to wait for the start of games that count, the...


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Sports Rush: Food and Football

Rush Olson
Would it seem stereotypical to assume tackles, guards, and centers should really love an event that revolves around food? New Dallas Cowboys center/guard Joe Looney thought the characterization fit. “You get to eat and have a...



TONY DORSETT IN 2009 (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Tony D To Auction Off Dallas Cowboys Mementos At Super Bowl

Jeff Prince
Any Dallas Cowboys fan with a little snow on the rooftop remembers Tony Dorsett slicing for bits of daylight while becoming one of the NFL’s greatest running backs. Dorsett, or “Tony D” as he was called, is mo...


COLLARBONES (courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides on Season, Lists

Jeff Prince
Whew. Watching the Dallas Cowboys this season was like driving on Airport Freeway during rush-hour traffic in a 1978 Datsun with a burned out clutch. It’s somehow stressful and boring at the same time. If anything was pro...



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D-Jection

Fort Worth Weekly
Welcome to the NFC East, the NFL’s version of four eunuchs fighting over a condom. The collective incompetence of the New York Giants, the Philadelphia Eagles, and the Washington Racist Nicknames have kept the Dallas Cowboys ...


DON'T LET CLETUS ATKISS CATCH YOU EATING TILAPIA. (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Green Bay Packers, Cletus Atkiss

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys play the vaunted Green Bay Packers on the road this afternoon at Lambeau Field in the cold and rain. The chances of the ‘Boys winning the game are slightly slimmer than me winning an Oscar. And the only...



HOPEFULLY THE COWBOYS WON'T DO THIS TONIGHT. (Saturday Night Live on NBC)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Washington Redskins, Math

Jeff Prince
Fort Worth singer Leon Bridges flew up north to perform as musical guest on Saturday Night Live and killed it. Now the Cowboys fly up north to face the Washington Redskins on Monday night. Experts predict the Cowboys will perfo...


THIS IS THE LAST THING THE OFFENSIVE LINE REMEMBERS DURING THE FIRST HALF.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Miami Dolphins, Pudding Pops

Jeff Prince
Mother Nature displays her bias early in today’s matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins. When the Dolphins get the ball, the sun is out. When the Cowboys get the ball, a toad-strangling rain pours down. The Cow...