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TONY DORSETT IN 2009 (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Tony D To Auction Off Dallas Cowboys Mementos At Super Bowl

Jeff Prince
Any Dallas Cowboys fan with a little snow on the rooftop remembers Tony Dorsett slicing for bits of daylight while becoming one of the NFL’s greatest running backs. Dorsett, or “Tony D” as he was called, is mo...


COLLARBONES (courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides on Season, Lists

Jeff Prince
Whew. Watching the Dallas Cowboys this season was like driving on Airport Freeway during rush-hour traffic in a 1978 Datsun with a burned out clutch. It’s somehow stressful and boring at the same time. If anything was pro...



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Fort Worth Weekly
Welcome to the NFC East, the NFL’s version of four eunuchs fighting over a condom. The collective incompetence of the New York Giants, the Philadelphia Eagles, and the Washington Racist Nicknames have kept the Dallas Cowboys ...


DON'T LET CLETUS ATKISS CATCH YOU EATING TILAPIA. (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Green Bay Packers, Cletus Atkiss

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys play the vaunted Green Bay Packers on the road this afternoon at Lambeau Field in the cold and rain. The chances of the ‘Boys winning the game are slightly slimmer than me winning an Oscar. And the only...



HOPEFULLY THE COWBOYS WON'T DO THIS TONIGHT. (Saturday Night Live on NBC)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Washington Redskins, Math

Jeff Prince
Fort Worth singer Leon Bridges flew up north to perform as musical guest on Saturday Night Live and killed it. Now the Cowboys fly up north to face the Washington Redskins on Monday night. Experts predict the Cowboys will perfo...


THIS IS THE LAST THING THE OFFENSIVE LINE REMEMBERS DURING THE FIRST HALF.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Miami Dolphins, Pudding Pops

Jeff Prince
Mother Nature displays her bias early in today’s matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins. When the Dolphins get the ball, the sun is out. When the Cowboys get the ball, a toad-strangling rain pours down. The Cow...



GUM SUCH AS THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE COWBOYS ORGANIZATION AS WE KNOW IT.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Tampa Bay, Gum, Doom

Jeff Prince
My trusty recliner feels extra comfy as I settle in to watch the Dallas Cowboys and Tampa Bay Buccaneers game. I turn on the TV just in time to hear, “Welcome to FOX Sports coverage of the NFL. If your team loses today, it’...


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Dallas Cowboys Off Asides: Philadelphia Eagles, Hollywood

Jeff Prince
OPENING SCENE: Overhead shot of downtown. Slow zoom. Sundance Square’s red-bricked sidewalks bustle with filmmakers, actors, financiers, film freaks, tourists, wheeler dealers, and slick scenesters. It’s the final day o...



FRANK SUTTON AS SGT. CARTER ON THE GOMER PYLE SHOW.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides: Seattle Seahawks, Coat Of Many Colors

Jeff Prince
Does anybody out there ever have this feeling? You’re doing something ordinary like driving a car, watching TV, listening to the radio, mowing the yard, whatever. All of a sudden you’re struck with a feeling that everyt...


CHRISTINE MICHAEL THE DALLAS COWBOYS RUNNING BACK AKA CMIKE THE RAP ARTIST (photo courtesy Twitter)

Is Dallas Cowboys RB Christine Michael The Next Emmitt Smith Or Marty B?

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys fans are buzzing about running back Darren McFadden’s big Sunday in New York (29 rushes for 152 yards and a TD). But the national football experts are more excited about Christine Michael. Michael arrived i...