Posts Tagged ‘Dallas Cowboys’

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Coverage of yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys-Seattle Seahawks game opened with a shot of Wade Phillips standing on the sideline, staring blankly ahead with glazed eyes, looks of both confusion and constipation on his face. The ...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys were frustrated, fading, imploding…and then the game started and things got even worse. If a team and a season can be on the line by Week 5, the Cowboys were walking said line like a drunken amputee on a oily tigh...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Sunday Night Football crew (Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth) oohed and aahed and drooled all over the new Dallas Cowboys stadium during last week’s game with the Giants. Last night’s Monday Night Football crew (Mike T...


Shhhh! On Shuttle

Jeff Prince
People bitching about the high cost of parking at the new Dallas Cowboys stadium might want to consider the “Shuttle Deal” at J. Gilligan’s, 400 E. Abram St., in Arlington. If you go to Gilligan’s before the game, order...



Bows Of Holly

Jeff Prince
Despite my sky-scraping IQ, keen insight, and all-around cleverness, I’m not always right. In the 1970s, I wore striped bellbottom pants with a fringed leather jacket, and considered punk rock an abhorrent flash in the pan. I...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Okay, sports fans, the season’s first preseason game is here and I’m settled in the couch. The game started an hour ago but I’ve TIVO’d it so I can skip commercials. My work colleague Anthony Mariani thinks it’s a...



Cowboys Tandem: Yin & Bang?

Jeff Prince
Stories circulating at the Dallas Cowboys training camp: Will Tony Romo finally win a playoff game? Will Marion Barber and Felix Jones carry the offense on their massive legs? Will offensive coordinator Jason Garrett become a c...


R.I.P., Jim Johnson

Kristian Lin
While all the offseason NFL coverage is dominated by Michael Vick coming back and Brett Favre not coming back (to the latter of which I say, thank God), you may have missed the sad news of the death of Jim Johnson, the Philadel...



Deck The Halls With Holley

Jeff Prince
I’m no talent scout but mark my words – wide receiver Jesse Holley, last night’s winner of Michael Irvin’s “4th and Long” reality show, has a snowball’s chance in hell of making the Dallas Cowboys team this season...


Ex-Cowboys Dud Betrays His Bud

Jeff Prince
Former Dallas Cowboys piss-and-moaner Greg Ellis stabbed his “friend” DeMarcus Ware in the back by saying on the ESPN 103.3 “Michael Irvin Show” that Ware took himself out of games to force more playing time for Ellis. ...