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Dallas Cowboys Off Asides: Philadelphia Eagles, Hollywood

Jeff Prince
OPENING SCENE: Overhead shot of downtown. Slow zoom. Sundance Square’s red-bricked sidewalks bustle with filmmakers, actors, financiers, film freaks, tourists, wheeler dealers, and slick scenesters. It’s the final day o...


FRANK SUTTON AS SGT. CARTER ON THE GOMER PYLE SHOW.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides: Seattle Seahawks, Coat Of Many Colors

Jeff Prince
Does anybody out there ever have this feeling? You’re doing something ordinary like driving a car, watching TV, listening to the radio, mowing the yard, whatever. All of a sudden you’re struck with a feeling that everyt...



CHRISTINE MICHAEL THE DALLAS COWBOYS RUNNING BACK AKA CMIKE THE RAP ARTIST (photo courtesy Twitter)

Is Dallas Cowboys RB Christine Michael The Next Emmitt Smith Or Marty B?

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys fans are buzzing about running back Darren McFadden’s big Sunday in New York (29 rushes for 152 yards and a TD). But the national football experts are more excited about Christine Michael. Michael arrived i...


ROBERT DE NIRO TRAUMATIZED HAZEL THE RESEARCH ASSISTANT AND MATT CASSEL TO SECURE A WIN FOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS.

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants, Robert De Niro

Jeff Prince
Brandon “The Tangerine Trainwreck” Weeden is history. Ancient history. The Weeden Era is reminiscent of the Mesozoic Era — a big dinosaur lumbered around and did little but eat turf. The Weeden Era would actua...



RUE, BEFORE A SPEAR WAS THROWN THROUGH HER GUT. SHE'S DEAD NOW.

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New England Patriots, Pits Of Hell

Jeff Prince
The Orange Smush era has resulted in two straight Cowboys losses. (I’m still formulating a suitable Brandon Weeden nickname. Maybe today’s crucial game will reveal the perfect moniker. ) To call today’s game “crucia...


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Greg Hardy, Jerry Jones Should Shut Up for a While

Kristian Lin
Just ahead of the Dallas Cowboys welcoming the Super Bowl champion New England Patriots to town, defensive lineman Greg Hardy came back from his suspension with an interview that could charitably be called tone-deaf. The man co...



SATURDAY NIGHT'S GIFT FROM A FRIEND TURNED INTO SUNDAY'S INABILITY TO STAY AWAKE FOR THE COWBOYS GAME.

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints, Tequila

Jeff Prince
This edition of Off Asides will be short because Saturday’s bottle of tequila was tall. My buddy, Blue, dropped by after a visit to Mexico bearing a gift that we proceeded to consume over the course of the evening. Now it’s...


BRANDON "WTF" WEEDEN HAD A ROUGH DAY, BUT BY THE END OF THE GAME HE'D LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT LIFE.

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Falcons, Nicknames

Jeff Prince
Sunday morning, two hours before the Dallas Cowboys play, and I’m all jazzed up about seeing Brandon “The Ginger Cringer” Weeden take the reins. The team’s two biggest guns, Tony Romo and Dez Bryant, are...



BRAIN FREEZE WAS CONTAGIOUS IN THE NFC EAST THIS WEEK.

Morning News Roundup, Sep 15

Jeff Prince
Police Seek Help In Finding Suspects A guy gets out of a black Mitsubishi Outlander Sport and cold-cocks another guy in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and then takes off. Marty Britton, 55, refused treatment at first, but later went t...


HAZEL: "i JUST DREAMED A RABBIT WITH A PATCH OF FUR SHAPED LIKE A STAR WAS ALMOST TRAPPED AND KILLED BY A GIANT HUNTER."

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants

Jeff Prince
Yay, the moment we’ve all been waiting for! (The excitement is so intense I don’t even care that I ended the first sentence of the first Off Asides of the new football season with a dangling preposition. It’s crazy!) Holy...