Posts Tagged ‘Dallas Cowboys’
Revisionist History By Terrell Owens
Jeff PrinceT.O.’s M.O is to play victim, and that smells like B.O. The former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver turned reality TV loser is now a member of the Allen Wranglers (an Indoor Football League team). Owens talked to the radio sh...
Romoing To Debut Worldwide Today
Jeff PrinceA Blotch commenter says he’s creating a Romoing.com web site in honor of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Earlier this week I blogged about how Tebowing led to Bradying, and then riffed on Romoing, Newmaning, Garrett...
Tebowing Texas Style
Jeff PrinceDenver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...
Go NY Giants!
Jeff PrinceWatching the New York Giants pummel the Atlanta Falcons yesterday filled me with joy. A very evil joy. Every season after the Dallas Cowboys get eliminated from the Super Bowl race, I begin rooting for their division rivals. Th...
Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...
Off Asides On Dallas Cadavers vs. Fate
Jeff PrinceIt’s The Dude’s fault. Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan’s newfangled approach turned out to be all hat (and belly) and no cattle. Either that or he’s heavily invested in NFL Films and is pro...
Former Dallas Cowboys WR Sam Hurd Blows It
Jeff PrinceFormer Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd left the team last year to sign a $5.15 million contract with the Chicago Bears. That provided him with a whole bunch of dollar bills to roll up into little straws. Federal law enfor...
Kardashian Sister Eying Miles Austin?
Jeff PrinceOne of the Kardashian sisters is packing for her trip to Dallas to be with husband Lamar Odom, the newest member of the Dallas Mavericks. I can’t recall the name of this particular Kardashian sister but she’s the on...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys looked like meek little dogies last night when faced with the perfect opportunity to change the game’s momentum and to energize the crowd. In the second quarter, New York Giants running back Brandon Jac...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Cards
Jeff PrinceYesterday’s timeout fiasco ended up costing the Dallas Cowboys a victory over the Phoenix Cardinals. And for that I’m thankful. The Cowboys owed a sacrifice to the timeout gods, and now the team is all square in the...