Posts Tagged ‘Dallas Cowboys’

Dallas Cowboys Want Your E-Waste

Jeff Prince
Ah, Earth Day, welcome back. I’ve missed you. Mother Earth has become so distracted by global warming that she forgot winter exists. She’s so confused. Sims Recycling Solutions is celebrating Earth Day 2012 by attem...


Jerry Jones Perfect Donut Shop Owner

Jeff Prince
It seems logical that Dallas Cowboys owner and general mismanager Jerry Jones is opening more than 50 Dunkin’ Donuts over the next several years in the Metroplex. Glazed, frittered, jelly filled and powdered — apt d...



Hollywood Woos Bootlegger Boy Barry Switzer

Jeff Prince
Variety magazine reports that producer Molly Smith (The Blind Side and P.S. I Love You) is planning on making a movie about Barry Switzer’s life, based on his autobiography “The Bootlegger’s Boy.” It wil...


Revisionist History By Terrell Owens

Jeff Prince
T.O.’s M.O is to play victim, and that smells like B.O. The former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver turned reality TV loser is now a member of the Allen Wranglers (an Indoor Football League team). Owens talked to the radio sh...



Romoing To Debut Worldwide Today

Jeff Prince
A Blotch commenter says he’s creating a Romoing.com web site in honor of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Earlier this week I blogged about how Tebowing led to Bradying, and then riffed on Romoing, Newmaning, Garrett...


Tebowing Texas Style

Jeff Prince
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...



Go NY Giants!

Jeff Prince
Watching the New York Giants pummel the Atlanta Falcons yesterday filled me with joy. A very evil joy. Every season after the Dallas Cowboys get eliminated from the Super Bowl race, I begin rooting for their division rivals. Th...


Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...



Off Asides On Dallas Cadavers vs. Fate

Jeff Prince
It’s The Dude’s fault. Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan’s newfangled approach turned out to be all hat (and belly) and no cattle. Either that or he’s heavily invested in NFL Films and is pro...


Former Dallas Cowboys WR Sam Hurd Blows It

Jeff Prince
Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd left the team last year to sign a $5.15 million contract with the Chicago Bears. That provided him with a whole bunch of dollar bills to roll up into little straws. Federal law enfor...