Posts Tagged ‘DeMarco Murray’
BRENNAN CLAY POSTED THIS PHOTO OF HIM AND HIS WIFE, AND LATER ACCUSED HER OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS OKLAHOMA TEAMMATE DEMARCO MURRAY. AS THE WORLD TURNS... (photo courtesy Brennan Clay)

Cowboys Should Open Vault For Dez, Say Adios To DeMarco

Jeff Prince
Dallas cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones told The Dallas Morning News that keeping WR Dez Bryant and RB DeMarco Murray will be difficult but not impossible. Both are free agents, and the Cowboys are perennially stra...


HANS AND FRANZ WON'T STOP PUMPING US UP

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Green Bay Packers, Fate

Jeff Prince
Off Asides wakes up Sunday morning feeling like Kris Kristofferson — with no way to hold my head that doesn’t hurt, looking for my cleanest dirty shirt, and thinking of Rita Coolidge riding bareback on a palomino wh...



DONNA DOUGLAS IN 1967 (courtesy wikipedia)

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions, Chokers

Jeff Prince
Today’s Off Asides is devoted to Donna Douglas, an early TV crush for young men who grew up watching The Beverly Hillbillies. The sweet but fiery Elly May Clampett is now swimming in that big cement pond in the sky. (Is it wr...


MAN WITH SLACK JAW MCCOY

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Redskins on MNF

Jeff Prince
Monday Night Football opened its coverage of last night’s Cowboys game with a beautiful aerial shot of AT&T Stadium, and something became so clear — parking lots waste a lot of surface area. Cars were lined up i...



THE OBJECT THAT KEEPS SLIPPING THROUGH DEMARCO MURRAY'S FINGERS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Rams, Fumbles

Jeff Prince
Tony Dorsett can finally relax. The former Dallas Cowboys star fumbled the football more than any other National Football League running back not named Franco Harris. (Dorsett and Harris are tied with 90 fumbles each in their c...


CANDICE CRAWFORD ROMO (wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys playoff destiny rested on the rusty arm of backup quarterback Kyle Orton, who Orton to have thrown that last pass. The offense had the ball at the end of the game, down by two points, but needing only about 35 yards...



DEMARCO MURRAY(Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins

Jeff Prince
Old-time rivalry. Must-win situation. Season on the line. Fortunately, the Dallas Cowboys were facing one of the worst defenses in the NFL, the lowly, snake-bitten Washington Redskins. Unfortunately, the Cowboys defense is wors...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants

Jeff Prince
With Thanksgiving approaching, I’ll begin Off Asides this week by expressing gratitude and sincere homage to something very dear to my heart — the high-def, big-screen TV. Your colorful palette and non-glare visage ...



MA AND PA WILBER (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Racial Slurs

Jeff Prince
Seeing DeMarcus Ware and DeMarco Murray limping off the field last night prompted visions of the Dallas Cowboys circa 2012 — a solid team that suffered too many injuries and finished up 8-8 for the year and missed the pla...


david goliath

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants

Jeff Prince
This David and Goliath story ended badly. First off, David forgot his slingshot. Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck. He did bring a six-shooter — but shot all six rounds into his own foot...