Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints
Jeff PrinceInjury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...
Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys put Big Ben on his Big End for a Big Win. Cowboys 27, Steelers 24. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger decimated the Cowboys defensive backfield for much of the game, and his scrambling and ref...
Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Cincinnati Bengals
Jeff PrinceGeneral Manager Jerry Jones gets some credit for yesterday’s last-second 20-19 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals. That’s right, you legion of JJ haters, I said it. The man gets some credit. But first, congratulati...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Philly
Jeff PrinceOkay, so it was like finding an old, severely injured eagle lying on the side of the road…and then beating it to death with a two-by-four. But, hey, the Cowboys showed heart. The ‘Boys of Christmases Past stumbled i...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants
Jeff PrinceThis David and Goliath story ended badly. First off, David forgot his slingshot. Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck. He did bring a six-shooter — but shot all six rounds into his own foot...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Ravens
Jeff PrinceFootball fans are funny. And by funny I mean sad. Neurotic, too. Last week, Dallas Cowboys fans boo-hoo’d about the team’s poor play in its first four games and declared the season a washout before the halfway point...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz
Jeff PrinceGuinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state’s grand history of culinary exquisiteness — the largest chili pie ever. It took 1,325 pounds of Fritos, chee...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay
Jeff PrinceIt’s hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week’s edition of “Off Asides” won’t be as insightful and astute as you’ve come to expect. I think the Cowboys lost. But I&...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...
Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...