Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
ERNEST BORGNINE JUST BEFORE HE LEANED IN TO TRY TO KISS ME (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tennessee Titanics

Jeff Prince
Wow, what a battle. Intense. Valiant. But, ultimately, unsuccessful — my brain and my eyelids pummeled each other as the clock slowly ticked toward noon, but my eyelids won the war. The Dallas Cowboys were facing the Tenn...


AT LEAST TONY ROMO HAS GOLF TO FALL BACK ON IF THE REST OF THIS SEASON GOES LIKE GAME ONE (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Fran

Jeff Prince
Ah, the first Sunday of the new National Football League season promises to be a glorious day; I settle onto the couch for pregame shows at 11 a.m. with plans to watch the noon, afternoon, and evening games back to back to back...



CANDICE CRAWFORD ROMO (wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys playoff destiny rested on the rusty arm of backup quarterback Kyle Orton, who Orton to have thrown that last pass. The offense had the ball at the end of the game, down by two points, but needing only about 35 yards...


DEMARCO MURRAY(Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins

Jeff Prince
Old-time rivalry. Must-win situation. Season on the line. Fortunately, the Dallas Cowboys were facing one of the worst defenses in the NFL, the lowly, snake-bitten Washington Redskins. Unfortunately, the Cowboys defense is wors...



JOE BUCK CHOKED AND LOST THE GAME FOR TONY ROMO AND THE COWBOYS. (photo courtesy Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Green Bay Packers, December

Jeff Prince
In the second quarter of yesterday’s Cowboys game, announcer Joe Buck mentioned that former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is coaching high school football in Mississippi, and showed a clip of Favre on the side...


ANDY DEVINE

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Chicago Bears, Mike Ditka

Jeff Prince
In today’s column I will attempt to avoid using cliches or pat phrases. There was no snow at last night’s Cowboys-Bears game on Monday Night Football, but you could tell it was colder than a well digger’s…ic...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants

Jeff Prince
With Thanksgiving approaching, I’ll begin Off Asides this week by expressing gratitude and sincere homage to something very dear to my heart — the high-def, big-screen TV. Your colorful palette and non-glare visage ...


DEAR GOD, PLEASE HEAL SEAN LEE QUICKLY. THE COWBOYS SEASON DEPENDS ON IT. AMEN. (Wikipedia

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Saints, Divine Intervention

Jeff Prince
Before we get into this week’s Off Asides, I have breaking news to report: Tony Romo’s mom has filed a bullying complaint against the New Orleans Saints after last night’s unsportsmanlike 49-17 drubbing of the...



THIS LION COULD HAVE BEATEN THE COWBOYS YESTERDAY.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions & Dez Bryant

Jeff Prince
Dez Bryant deserves a game ball, but not for the two touchdowns he scored in yesterday’s game against the Detroit Lions. Bryant gets a game ball, game jersey, team captainship, brass ring, and free hot dogs for saying what an...


MA AND PA WILBER (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Racial Slurs

Jeff Prince
Seeing DeMarcus Ware and DeMarco Murray limping off the field last night prompted visions of the Dallas Cowboys circa 2012 — a solid team that suffered too many injuries and finished up 8-8 for the year and missed the pla...