Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants, Greatest Catch

Jeff Prince
It’s Sunday night and I’m prepped for the Cowboys game — the drop of queso staining my t-shirt should be the glorious first of many. It’s great to be an American. First thing I notice is the stubble-faced an...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Jaguars In London

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys would remain in second place even if they lost yesterday’s game at Wembley Stadium, and yet the game had a must-win, do-or-die feel to it. Last week’s fiasco made it clear that backup quarterback ...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Big Giants

Jeff Prince
Troy Aikman screwed up in the announcer’s booth during yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys game with the New York Giants at Jerry World. He said former quarterback Roger Staubach stands above all others. “He’s a great ma...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Seattle Seahawks, The Dude

Jeff Prince
The so-called 12th Man in Seattle (the 90,000 fans who pack CenturyLink Stadium and believe they can alter games by their rowdy presence) found an ally in the 13th Man — the Dallas Cowboys special teams. The units fumbled...



WHAT THE WHA' -- J.J. WATT SHOWS OFF HIS GUNS. (Wikipedia photo)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Houston Texans, JJ Watt

Jeff Prince
Sportwriters today are talking about how the Dallas Cowboys kept Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt hogtied on Sunday, limiting the man-beast to a measly four tackles and no sacks. While that may be true, Watt was successfu...


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ALERT! No Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Saints

Jeff Prince
Off Asides is out of the office this week. Thus, the Metroplex’s most heralded sports column (note: no heralds actually heard) will not be entertaining you with the wit, insight, non sequiturs, puns, and pathos you’ve come ...



THE OBJECT THAT KEEPS SLIPPING THROUGH DEMARCO MURRAY'S FINGERS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Rams, Fumbles

Jeff Prince
Tony Dorsett can finally relax. The former Dallas Cowboys star fumbled the football more than any other National Football League running back not named Franco Harris. (Dorsett and Harris are tied with 90 fumbles each in their c...


ERNEST BORGNINE JUST BEFORE HE LEANED IN TO TRY TO KISS ME (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tennessee Titanics

Jeff Prince
Wow, what a battle. Intense. Valiant. But, ultimately, unsuccessful — my brain and my eyelids pummeled each other as the clock slowly ticked toward noon, but my eyelids won the war. The Dallas Cowboys were facing the Tenn...



AT LEAST TONY ROMO HAS GOLF TO FALL BACK ON IF THE REST OF THIS SEASON GOES LIKE GAME ONE (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Fran

Jeff Prince
Ah, the first Sunday of the new National Football League season promises to be a glorious day; I settle onto the couch for pregame shows at 11 a.m. with plans to watch the noon, afternoon, and evening games back to back to back...


CANDICE CRAWFORD ROMO (wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

Jeff Prince
The Cowboys playoff destiny rested on the rusty arm of backup quarterback Kyle Orton, who Orton to have thrown that last pass. The offense had the ball at the end of the game, down by two points, but needing only about 35 yards...