Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams

Jeff Prince
I’ve become an adrenaline junkie. The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled? Sundays during football season have become my weekly trip to the amusem...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Kansas City Chiefs

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys haven’t done much to earn my annual optimism during the past decade, although I still project them to win the Super Bowl most every year. This past summer, during a surprising stretch of serious doubt, I be...



THE GODDESS FORTUNA DID NOT SMILE ON THE COWBOYS AT THE CRUCIAL TIME IN YESTERDAY'S LOSS TO THE SAINTS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints

Jeff Prince
Injury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...


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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys put Big Ben on his Big End for a Big Win. Cowboys 27, Steelers 24. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger decimated the Cowboys defensive backfield for much of the game, and his scrambling and ref...



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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Cincinnati Bengals

Jeff Prince
General Manager Jerry Jones gets some credit for yesterday’s last-second 20-19 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals. That’s right, you legion of JJ haters, I said it. The man gets some credit. But first, congratulati...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Philly

Jeff Prince
Okay, so it was like finding an old, severely injured eagle lying on the side of the road…and then beating it to death with a two-by-four. But, hey, the Cowboys showed heart. The ‘Boys of Christmases Past stumbled i...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants

Jeff Prince
This David and Goliath story ended badly. First off, David forgot his slingshot. Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck. He did bring a six-shooter — but shot all six rounds into his own foot...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Ravens

Jeff Prince
Football fans are funny. And by funny I mean sad. Neurotic, too. Last week, Dallas Cowboys fans boo-hoo’d about the team’s poor play in its first four games and declared the season a washout before the halfway point...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz

Jeff Prince
Guinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state’s grand history of culinary exquisiteness — the largest chili pie ever. It took 1,325 pounds of Fritos, chee...


SINCE I WAS IN CHARGE OF CARRYING HEAVY STUFF TO PEOPLE'S CARS DURING THE GARAGE SALE, I SPENT MUCH OF MY SUNDAY IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION AS THIS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. (photo by cardinals17)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay

Jeff Prince
It’s hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week’s edition of “Off Asides” won’t be as insightful and astute as you’ve come to expect. I think the Cowboys lost. But I&...