Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Chicago Bears, Mike Ditka

Jeff Prince
In today’s column I will attempt to avoid using cliches or pat phrases. There was no snow at last night’s Cowboys-Bears game on Monday Night Football, but you could tell it was colder than a well digger’s…ic...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants

Jeff Prince
With Thanksgiving approaching, I’ll begin Off Asides this week by expressing gratitude and sincere homage to something very dear to my heart — the high-def, big-screen TV. Your colorful palette and non-glare visage ...



DEAR GOD, PLEASE HEAL SEAN LEE QUICKLY. THE COWBOYS SEASON DEPENDS ON IT. AMEN. (Wikipedia

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Saints, Divine Intervention

Jeff Prince
Before we get into this week’s Off Asides, I have breaking news to report: Tony Romo’s mom has filed a bullying complaint against the New Orleans Saints after last night’s unsportsmanlike 49-17 drubbing of the...


THIS LION COULD HAVE BEATEN THE COWBOYS YESTERDAY.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions & Dez Bryant

Jeff Prince
Dez Bryant deserves a game ball, but not for the two touchdowns he scored in yesterday’s game against the Detroit Lions. Bryant gets a game ball, game jersey, team captainship, brass ring, and free hot dogs for saying what an...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Racial Slurs

Jeff Prince
Seeing DeMarcus Ware and DeMarco Murray limping off the field last night prompted visions of the Dallas Cowboys circa 2012 — a solid team that suffered too many injuries and finished up 8-8 for the year and missed the pla...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos

Jeff Prince
The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up against a bigger and more experienced fighter, but Little Johnny had a game look on his face as he climbed...



THE COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS ENCOURAGE THEIR TEAM TO PUNT YET AGAIN. (photo courtesy of USAG Humphreys)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers

Jeff Prince
The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the game when, with the score tied 20-20 in overtime, FOX4 broke away to the Dallas Cowb...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams

Jeff Prince
I’ve become an adrenaline junkie. The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled? Sundays during football season have become my weekly trip to the amusem...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Kansas City Chiefs

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys haven’t done much to earn my annual optimism during the past decade, although I still project them to win the Super Bowl most every year. This past summer, during a surprising stretch of serious doubt, I be...


THE GODDESS FORTUNA DID NOT SMILE ON THE COWBOYS AT THE CRUCIAL TIME IN YESTERDAY'S LOSS TO THE SAINTS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints

Jeff Prince
Injury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...