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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos

Jeff Prince
The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up against a bigger and more experienced fighter, but Little Johnny had a game look on his face as he climbed...


THE COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS ENCOURAGE THEIR TEAM TO PUNT YET AGAIN. (photo courtesy of USAG Humphreys)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers

Jeff Prince
The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the game when, with the score tied 20-20 in overtime, FOX4 broke away to the Dallas Cowb...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams

Jeff Prince
I’ve become an adrenaline junkie. The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled? Sundays during football season have become my weekly trip to the amusem...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Kansas City Chiefs

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys haven’t done much to earn my annual optimism during the past decade, although I still project them to win the Super Bowl most every year. This past summer, during a surprising stretch of serious doubt, I be...



THE GODDESS FORTUNA DID NOT SMILE ON THE COWBOYS AT THE CRUCIAL TIME IN YESTERDAY'S LOSS TO THE SAINTS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints

Jeff Prince
Injury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...


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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys put Big Ben on his Big End for a Big Win. Cowboys 27, Steelers 24. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger decimated the Cowboys defensive backfield for much of the game, and his scrambling and ref...



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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Cincinnati Bengals

Jeff Prince
General Manager Jerry Jones gets some credit for yesterday’s last-second 20-19 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals. That’s right, you legion of JJ haters, I said it. The man gets some credit. But first, congratulati...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Philly

Jeff Prince
Okay, so it was like finding an old, severely injured eagle lying on the side of the road…and then beating it to death with a two-by-four. But, hey, the Cowboys showed heart. The ‘Boys of Christmases Past stumbled i...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants

Jeff Prince
This David and Goliath story ended badly. First off, David forgot his slingshot. Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck. He did bring a six-shooter — but shot all six rounds into his own foot...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Ravens

Jeff Prince
Football fans are funny. And by funny I mean sad. Neurotic, too. Last week, Dallas Cowboys fans boo-hoo’d about the team’s poor play in its first four games and declared the season a washout before the halfway point...