Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’
CHILI PIE (photo by Jose Kevo)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz

Jeff Prince
Guinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state’s grand history of culinary exquisiteness — the largest chili pie ever. It took 1,325 pounds of Fritos, chee...


SINCE I WAS IN CHARGE OF CARRYING HEAVY STUFF TO PEOPLE'S CARS DURING THE GARAGE SALE, I SPENT MUCH OF MY SUNDAY IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION AS THIS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. (photo by cardinals17)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay

Jeff Prince
It’s hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week’s edition of “Off Asides” won’t be as insightful and astute as you’ve come to expect. I think the Cowboys lost. But I&...



TONY ROMO SANK THE EQUIVALENT OF A 90-FOOT PUTT AGAINST THE NEW YORK GIANTS LAST NIGHT. (photo by Keith Allison)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...


Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...



Off Asides On Dallas Cadavers vs. Fate

Jeff Prince
It’s The Dude’s fault. Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan’s newfangled approach turned out to be all hat (and belly) and no cattle. Either that or he’s heavily invested in NFL Films and is pro...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys looked like meek little dogies last night when faced with the perfect opportunity to change the game’s momentum and to energize the crowd. In the second quarter, New York Giants running back Brandon Jac...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Cards

Jeff Prince
Yesterday’s timeout fiasco ended up costing the Dallas Cowboys a victory over the Phoenix Cardinals. And for that I’m thankful. The Cowboys owed a sacrifice to the timeout gods, and now the team is all square in the...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs The Deadskins

Jeff Prince
Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman got Tony Romo to open up in an interview that aired on FOX 4 prior to yesterday’s thrilling overtime victory against the Washington Redskins. Toward the end of the conversation, Aikman...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Bills

Jeff Prince
Seventy players were drafted before the Dallas Cowboys selected DeMarco Murray with the 71st pick in the 2011 NFL draft. Doh! X 70 = Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh!Doh! D...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Seattle Seahags

Jeff Prince
Felix Jones is a gifted running back and nice guy, so it hurts to see him sitting on the Cowboys bench wearing civilian clothes, looking like a guy watching the homecoming king steal away his girlfriend at the high school prom ...