Posts Tagged ‘Off Asides’

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Denver

Jeff Prince
There were five — count ‘em, five! — big wins during last night’s Dallas Cowboys game against the Denver Broncos, and I’m not even counting the fact that we won the game 24-23. Winning scores don&#...


Wade Phillips Back, Jessica Simpson Not So Much

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN that Wade “the Real Bum” Phillips is going to be coaching the team again next year. Tony Romo “supported” his coach by saying, “His record speaks for itself.” That’s the ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
How ’bout them Cowgirls? Hell, Marys, that was painful to watch. OK, that was mean, and I’m sorry. The Cowboys best season in a long while was killed after yesterday’s embarrassing 34-3 loss to the Minnesota Vikin...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys (and Jay Leno)

Jeff Prince
Watching the Dallas Cowboys pluck the Philadelphia Eagles on Saturday made for a fun party with friends but I didn’t get any notes taken. See, most Cowboys games I watch alone at home, taking notes for “Off Asides.” Then ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys are losers. L-O-S-E-R-S. The Washington Redskins will kick the living shit out of the Cowgirls come Sunday. Predicted score: a 45-10 drubbing. There, that ought to motivate the team. (This reverse psychology ...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
From now on, Marian “The Barbarian” is going to be called Marian “The Aquarium” – he appeared to be running underwater during that horrible goal line stand by the Chargers at yesterday’s 20-17 loss to the San Diego ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys, B.J. Thomas

Jeff Prince
Traveling in East Texas yesterday afternoon, I “enjoyed” the Cowboys vs. Deadskins game on the car radio. The game was expected to make my afternoon drive more pleasant. Oops. It was like listening to a three-hour train wre...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys and I suffered similar problems on Sunday – hangovers. Mine came from a new idea I had regarding beer consumption. Seems that after a certain number of beers (say about 12 or 13), my taste buds go stale, be...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Coverage of yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys-Seattle Seahawks game opened with a shot of Wade Phillips standing on the sideline, staring blankly ahead with glazed eyes, looks of both confusion and constipation on his face. The ...