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THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE THE NICKLEBACK OF BASEBALL; CANADA IS THE ALANIS MORRISETTE OF COUNTRIES; AND BOTH CAN FLING THEIR BATS AND TRASH STRAIGHT TO HELL, EH?

About That Guaranteed Rangers Win …

Jeff Prince
The guaranteed Texas Rangers victory predicted in yesterday’s Blotch post was made in earnest. I did not know the baseball gods were about to turn their wrath knobs to 10 in the final game of the AL Division Series. How c...


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Texas Rangers Guaranteed To Win Division Series

Jeff Prince
Precedent has been set regarding predicting wins before the final out (see photo at left). But the Texas Rangers will win today. Think about it. The team stumbled into the 2015 season with the ghost of Nolan Ryan still drawling...



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Sports! Knees! Murder!

ANTHONY MARIANI
The NFL playoffs began this past weekend and were as lackluster as you probably imagined though not nearly as lackluster and bone-dry boring as next week’s games will be. All of the favorites won, handily, yesterday and Satur...


THE GODDESS FORTUNA DID NOT SMILE ON THE COWBOYS AT THE CRUCIAL TIME IN YESTERDAY'S LOSS TO THE SAINTS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints

Jeff Prince
Injury Gods have frowned on the Cowboys all season, but Goddess Fortuna has been all-in with this team, helping them overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Until yesterday. With the score tied 31-31 in overtime, Fortuna s...



Go NY Giants!

Jeff Prince
Watching the New York Giants pummel the Atlanta Falcons yesterday filled me with joy. A very evil joy. Every season after the Dallas Cowboys get eliminated from the Super Bowl race, I begin rooting for their division rivals. Th...


Texas Rangers Get No Respect

Jeff Prince
So-called experts are predicting the World Series already, and they don’t have much faith in our hometown Texas Rangers. FOX Sports sportswriter John Paul Marosi says the Rangers will fall in the first playoff series, whi...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys — The Prequel

Jeff Prince
“Off Asides” is usually a post-game “analysis” written by your trusty Monday morning quarterback. (By analysis I mean, “Random brain farts from a fair-weathered fan who TIVO’s the games and sometimes fast-forwards b...


Mavs move into second round

Kristian Lin
The Mavericks vanquished the San Antonio Spurs Wednesday night, giving the three-time NBA champs their first first-round playoff exit since 2000. Nobody’s surprised. Though the third-seeded Spurs’ defeat was technic...