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FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH PAINTS PUDDY TATS NOW.

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants, Kitties

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys are about to make their 2016 debut at home against NFC East rival New York Giants, and once again Fort Worth Weekly brings you the much-lauded Off Asides.  (NOTE: Two lauds were received last year from Cathy...


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Sports Rush: Fashionably Forward Thinking

Rush Olson
We’d call it “the fashion event of the season,” except the season hasn’t started yet. We refer to the football season, and while Dallas Cowboys fans still have a few months to wait for the start of games that count, the...



COLLARBONES (courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides on Season, Lists

Jeff Prince
Whew. Watching the Dallas Cowboys this season was like driving on Airport Freeway during rush-hour traffic in a 1978 Datsun with a burned out clutch. It’s somehow stressful and boring at the same time. If anything was pro...


MARSELLUS WALLACE (Pulp Fiction)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides on Buffalo Bills, Pride

Jeff Prince
Off Asides is fired up about today’s noon game against the Buffalo Bills even though the Dallas Cowboys are playing for nothing but pride. If they lose the next two games, their pick improves dramatically in next year’s...



HOPEFULLY THE COWBOYS WON'T DO THIS TONIGHT. (Saturday Night Live on NBC)

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Washington Redskins, Math

Jeff Prince
Fort Worth singer Leon Bridges flew up north to perform as musical guest on Saturday Night Live and killed it. Now the Cowboys fly up north to face the Washington Redskins on Monday night. Experts predict the Cowboys will perfo...


THIS IS THE LAST THING THE OFFENSIVE LINE REMEMBERS DURING THE FIRST HALF.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Miami Dolphins, Pudding Pops

Jeff Prince
Mother Nature displays her bias early in today’s matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins. When the Dolphins get the ball, the sun is out. When the Cowboys get the ball, a toad-strangling rain pours down. The Cow...



GUM SUCH AS THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE COWBOYS ORGANIZATION AS WE KNOW IT.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides On Tampa Bay, Gum, Doom

Jeff Prince
My trusty recliner feels extra comfy as I settle in to watch the Dallas Cowboys and Tampa Bay Buccaneers game. I turn on the TV just in time to hear, “Welcome to FOX Sports coverage of the NFL. If your team loses today, it’...


FRANK SUTTON AS SGT. CARTER ON THE GOMER PYLE SHOW.

Dallas Cowboys Off Asides: Seattle Seahawks, Coat Of Many Colors

Jeff Prince
Does anybody out there ever have this feeling? You’re doing something ordinary like driving a car, watching TV, listening to the radio, mowing the yard, whatever. All of a sudden you’re struck with a feeling that everyt...



ROBERT DE NIRO TRAUMATIZED HAZEL THE RESEARCH ASSISTANT AND MATT CASSEL TO SECURE A WIN FOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS.

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants, Robert De Niro

Jeff Prince
Brandon “The Tangerine Trainwreck” Weeden is history. Ancient history. The Weeden Era is reminiscent of the Mesozoic Era — a big dinosaur lumbered around and did little but eat turf. The Weeden Era would actua...


SATURDAY NIGHT'S GIFT FROM A FRIEND TURNED INTO SUNDAY'S INABILITY TO STAY AWAKE FOR THE COWBOYS GAME.

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints, Tequila

Jeff Prince
This edition of Off Asides will be short because Saturday’s bottle of tequila was tall. My buddy, Blue, dropped by after a visit to Mexico bearing a gift that we proceeded to consume over the course of the evening. Now it’s...