Posts Tagged ‘Tony Romo’
JOE THEISMANN (photo by internetsense)

Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Normally I wouldn’t quote Joe Theismann. He’s an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat’s ass. He summarized the State of the Dallas Cowboys this s...


TONY ROMO SANK THE EQUIVALENT OF A 90-FOOT PUTT AGAINST THE NEW YORK GIANTS LAST NIGHT. (photo by Keith Allison)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...



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Romo Gets Backhanded Compliment

Jeff Prince
  Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre says the quarterback most like him is Dallas Cowboys qb Tony Romo. Ouch. Romo idolized Favre while growing up and is probably thrilled by the compliment. But when I think ...


ROMOING THE WRITER WHO ROMO'D ROMO

Romo Romo’d

Jeff Prince
  Talk about harsh. Yardbarker.com blogged a bite of Tony Romo’s butt today, beginning with the headline “Tony Romo Spreads His Suck Across A Second Sport.” This article blames “the ruinous presence...



Tebowing Texas Style

Jeff Prince
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...


Eminem Won’t Rap Romo

Jeff Prince
Rapper Eminem is a Detroit native but his hometown NFL team has sucked so badly for so long that over the years he became a Dallas Cowboys fan. Kind of ironic, yes? Now he loves two teams that regularly rip the hearts from the ...



Tebow Shmebow, Throw Romo A Bone

Jeff Prince
The NFL award for gutsiest performance  this year is down to five nominees, including Dallas Cowboys qb Tony Romo for his comeback from a broken rib and punctured lung to lead the team to an overtime victory against San Franci...


Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Cards

Jeff Prince
Yesterday’s timeout fiasco ended up costing the Dallas Cowboys a victory over the Phoenix Cardinals. And for that I’m thankful. The Cowboys owed a sacrifice to the timeout gods, and now the team is all square in the...


DeMarco Da Man But Felix Da Cat

Jeff Prince
Two buddies of mine — George from Arlington and Big Jim from Mount Vernon — text me during Dallas Cowboys games. George tends to rant about owner Jerry Jones’ “play calling.” George thinks Jones pu...