Posts Tagged ‘Tony Romo’
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Off Asides On Cardiac Cowboys vs Cincinnati Bengals

Jeff Prince
General Manager Jerry Jones gets some credit for yesterday’s last-second 20-19 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals. That’s right, you legion of JJ haters, I said it. The man gets some credit. But first, congratulati...


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Buzzards Circle Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Man, what a tough crowd. The Dallas Cowboys played an exciting, action-packed game against the Super Bowl champion New York Giants, almost pulled off a miraculous victory, and provided TV viewers with four hours of entertainmen...



JOE THEISMANN (photo by internetsense)

Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Normally I wouldn’t quote Joe Theismann. He’s an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat’s ass. He summarized the State of the Dallas Cowboys this s...


TONY ROMO SANK THE EQUIVALENT OF A 90-FOOT PUTT AGAINST THE NEW YORK GIANTS LAST NIGHT. (photo by Keith Allison)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...



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Romo Gets Backhanded Compliment

Jeff Prince
  Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre says the quarterback most like him is Dallas Cowboys qb Tony Romo. Ouch. Romo idolized Favre while growing up and is probably thrilled by the compliment. But when I think ...


ROMOING THE WRITER WHO ROMO'D ROMO

Romo Romo’d

Jeff Prince
  Talk about harsh. Yardbarker.com blogged a bite of Tony Romo’s butt today, beginning with the headline “Tony Romo Spreads His Suck Across A Second Sport.” This article blames “the ruinous presence...



Tebowing Texas Style

Jeff Prince
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...


Eminem Won’t Rap Romo

Jeff Prince
Rapper Eminem is a Detroit native but his hometown NFL team has sucked so badly for so long that over the years he became a Dallas Cowboys fan. Kind of ironic, yes? Now he loves two teams that regularly rip the hearts from the ...



Tebow Shmebow, Throw Romo A Bone

Jeff Prince
The NFL award for gutsiest performance  this year is down to five nominees, including Dallas Cowboys qb Tony Romo for his comeback from a broken rib and punctured lung to lead the team to an overtime victory against San Franci...


Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...