Posts Tagged ‘Tony Romo’
Dallas Cowboys ‘Ware’ Down Houston Texans
Jeff PrinceSure, the Dallas Cowboys won yesterday’s game with the Houston Texans. Sure, the team is now a game out of first place as opposed to being a winless cellar dweller. Sure, there’s still a chance they’ll rebound...
Tony Romo’s Got It Backwards
Jeff PrinceTony Romo is wearing his ballcap backwards again. This isn’t earth-shattering news. But people with corncobs up their patooties harassed the poor guy for years until he finally broke down and gave up his personal fashion styl...
Wade Phillips Back, Jessica Simpson Not So Much
Jeff PrinceDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN that Wade “the Real Bum” Phillips is going to be coaching the team again next year. Tony Romo “supported” his coach by saying, “His record speaks for itself.” That’s the ...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceBless Wade Phillips’ pea-pickin’ little ol’ heart. The Cowboys coach tried to be marketable and media savvy. He tried to create a rallying cry (ala former coach Jimmy Johnson’s now famous “How ‘Bout Them Cowboys!”...
Miles Austin Pro Bowl Shines On Jerry Jones
Jeff PrinceRemember this past off-season when Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was trumpeting the talent of Miles Austin for weeks on end? Austin was a restricted free agent at the time, entering his fourth season, looking for a decent pa...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys — The Prequel
Jeff Prince“Off Asides” is usually a post-game “analysis” written by your trusty Monday morning quarterback. (By analysis I mean, “Random brain farts from a fair-weathered fan who TIVO’s the games and sometimes fast-forwards b...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys are losers. L-O-S-E-R-S. The Washington Redskins will kick the living shit out of the Cowgirls come Sunday. Predicted score: a 45-10 drubbing. There, that ought to motivate the team. (This reverse psychology ...
Romo’s a Homo? (No, No)
Jimmy FowlerLet me apologize up front if any readers are offended by the “H” word in the post headline. If you didn’t already know, I’m gay, I play for the pink team, I’ve got sugar in my shorts, etc etc. I just couldn’...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceFrom now on, Marian “The Barbarian” is going to be called Marian “The Aquarium” – he appeared to be running underwater during that horrible goal line stand by the Chargers at yesterday’s 20-17 loss to the San Diego ...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys and I suffered similar problems on Sunday – hangovers. Mine came from a new idea I had regarding beer consumption. Seems that after a certain number of beers (say about 12 or 13), my taste buds go stale, be...