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The mouse that roared “you betcha!” is coming to Dallas, and people are clamoring to pay $1,000 each to listen to Sarah Palin spew catchphrases about patriotism, conservatism, God — and how much President Obama sucks.

She’ll speak April 30 at the Downtown Pregnancy Center in Dallas.

Some people, of course, wouldn’t cross the street to hear Palin say anything.

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For some people, Palin’s voice sounds like a combination of fingernails on chalkboard, a pack of barking Chihuahuas, and Fran Drescher reading the phone book.

For some people, Palin makes about as much sense as George W. Bush after electroshock therapy.

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For people like that, $1,000 would be better spent on any of the following items:

This Taylor guitar for $849 to write songs about Palin

This Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo laptop for $999 to post videos about Palin

Or even this SIG model P220 semi-automatic pistol for $999 just to make it all stop

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16 COMMENTS

  1. Sounds like the liberals have a hateful grudge against Sarah Palin.Or,could it be JEALOUSY because she could make $12 million in nine months.Jeff Prince,you sir,are clueless on what makes the world go around.
    Or maybe you do not understand the dynamics of politics.Palin is an american success story because the constitution and bill of rights affords her the opportunity to have a speaking tour.Whether you like it or not.So go to church and get that hate out of your heart.

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    When you’re sworn in for a four year term, you don’t have “other options”. You have a trust with your constituents to complete your term, you don’t quit halfway through because it’s too hard, or you realize you could be getting rich instead of solving the problems of your state.
    If you think those are admirable qualities for a politician then by all means slap a Palin 2012 sticker on your bumper

  3. Hey folks if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound———If Sarah Palin talks in a room and no one is there to listen does she still sound stupid!

  4. Has Sarah Palin ever said anything insightful during a speech? Who pays this kind of money to hear her spout rhetoric? Rich idiots thirsty for conservative Kool-Aid?

  5. Sarah Palin has a right to free speech. If you don’t want to listen or watch her, then don’t. Governor Palin had to leave office because of the ethics investigations that were thrown out at the end. It was costing the state money.There were 5,000 people there cheering her on when she turned it over to the new governor Sean Parnell. She is a historial figure. The first female governor of Alaska, the first republican woman to be put on a national ticket and the second woman in history to be put on a national party ticket. She along with Mccain won millions of voters. So people may not like it but Sarah Palin will be around for years to come. Get used to it !!!!

  6. independent voter–You sure are spouting off what Sarah Palin says–rather than what the facts were. First, she never completed a term as Governor, so she cannot be referred to as Governor Palin. Ex-Governor or Half Term Governor are correct. Studies have shown that it did not cost the State extra money for Sarah Palin’s ethics investigations–the funding was done within the budget of the Attorney General’s Office and most of the ethics complaints were quietly corrected by the Palins–not thrown out. Again, your figures are wrong about 5000 people cheering her on when she turned it over–there were celebrity parties and bonfires lit when Palin announced that she was stepping down–and there was the annual State picnic where there were so few in attendance that State officials went to the local cruise ships and tourist buses and had the tourists bussed in so that it looked like Palin had supporters. I would suggest that you ask Alaskans about incidents described in Palin’s book, as they are the first to admit that Palin has quite the imagination.

  7. To write a song is a persons right ,but not a song of destruction.–To suggest a gun,make,model and price is no suggestion to be taken. A grand is not worth a kittens death for she will live and you will be taken.

  8. “For a righteous man falleth seven times, and riseth up again; But the wicked are overthrown by calamity”.[Prov.24:16]
    The sincere soul falls as a traveller may do, by stumbling at some stone in his path; but gets up, and goes on his way with more care and speed. This is rather to be understood of falls into affliction, than falls into actual sin.
    Sarah Palin is righteous. He is doing what is right for the American people. Drill baby drill!

  9. Pro 24.16 is the truth of the matter.–Are you looking for her to be injured by a stone in her path?Or are you the sincere soul of the traveller who will try again to continue the hunt when you think the stone is rolled away.?—A word to the wise is to return home for death and injury is not the American way.For in America we vote and say our piece and move on to the next election.—Travellers will be caught for stones will always be there to stop injury and death.,this is for the good of the American people.

  10. EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH GUARANTEED UNDER THE AMENDMENTS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT FOUNDED ON SOCIALISM, MARXISM, LIBERALISM. IF THESE ARE THE KIND OF ATTRIBUTES ANYONE ON THIS FORUM SEEKS, THEN MOVE TO A COUNTRY THAT ALREADY POSSES THESE ATTRIBUTES, DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THE ONE YOUR IN. WHY IS IT THAT THOUSANDS EVERY DAY FLOCK TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY, HOWEVER DO NOT FLOCK TO LEAVE? HMM I WONDER WHY. IT IS NOT UP TO GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF US, IT IS UP FOR US TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR OWN CHOICES IN LIFE AND NOT HAVE THE GOVERNMENT IE THE TAX PAYERS PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKES. SARAH PALIN IS CONSERVATIVE AND IS VERY INTELLIGENT. THE PROBLEM IS MOST MEN NOT ALL ARE INTIMIDATED BY HER INTELLIGENCE THEREFORE HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. IT DID COST THE STATE OF ALASKA 1/2 MILLION DOLLARS TO FIGHT THOSE ETHIC COMPLAINTS. WHEN YOU SAY IT CAME OUT OF THE BUDGET. YOUR RIGHT, HOWEVER THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT HELPING THE STATE INSTEAD OF DEFENDING HER. SO YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. KNOW YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU SPEW ANYTHING.

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