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Texas State Workers Can Apply For Same-Sex Benefits Today

It didn't take long for Texas to notify state employees about how to enroll for benefits for same-sex spouses. The Texas Employees Retirement System sent...

Morning News Roundup, Jun 30

Tubing At Panther Island Pavilion Just in time for Fourth of July, tubing resumes at Panther Island Pavilion. Now, I bet you’re expecting some smart-ass...

Morning News Roundup, Jun 29

We’re So Two-Dimensional This three-dimensional world we live in might really be flat but we're living in a hologram that makes it look 3-D to...

Equal at Last

Discriminatory, anti-gay marriage bans violate the Constitution. That’s the ruling of a 5-4 vote by the Supreme Court today that divided liberal and conservative...

News Roundup: June 19, 2015

Ag Commissioner Wants Your Children Dead Does the state’s new agricultural commissioner own stock in Crisco? Sid Miller took the unusual step of repealing the...

UT-Arlington Study Links Fracking To Groundwater Contamination

Yesterday's News Roundup told you about the puckering sound coming from Fort Worth’s Range Resources, a gas drilling company facing an $8.9 million fine...

Best Jokes On Jeff Ross’s Comedy Roast At Texas Jail

Comic Jeff Ross brandished his razor wit at a Texas jail and sliced and diced men and women inmates with his biting brand of...

News Roundup: June 15, 2015

We’re No. 62! We’re No. 62! The headline sounds snarky. But, really, being No. 62 is pretty impressive considering it’s a list of the 101...

News Roundup: June 12, 2015

Toll Increase Coming A friend uses Chisholm Trail Parkway because he saves $10 in gas on his commute, which covers the cost of the toll....

Mammal Virus: Call the Audio Ambulance Tonight

Instead of at the Ozzie Rabbit, The Mammal Virus will be at The Grotto tonight (Thursday), headlining a stellar-ass 817 bill: prog-rockers Chingalotus, hard-poppers...