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Tonya Harding Breaks Kneecaps Of Common Sense

The death of Nancy Kerrigan’s father prompted the Olympic medalist’s nemesis, Tonya Harding, to issue a statement saying how sad she feels and how...

Pernell Roberts Ghost Rides In Sky

The death of Pernell Roberts yesterday is something akin to when the last Beatle dies – an end of an era. Anybody over age 40...

Wingstop To Assault America On Super Sunday

Once again, Wingstop is ignoring the curse of chicken wings and going for another record-setting performance on Super Bowl Sunday. The Garland-based national chain restaurant...

Why The Surprise Over DynCorp Fraud?

News outlets are publishing this Associated Press article on questionable spending practices by DynCorp International, a former Fort Worth-based company that relocated to Virginia...

“A Dirty Shame” Redux

The Sundance Channel has screened John Waters’ underappreciated 2004 comedy “A Dirty Shame” several times over the past month. (Another showing is scheduled January...

Give A Hand To Masturbating Bear, Comic Dog

Is life worth living without Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear? Methinks not. A dreadful byproduct of the NBC-Conan O’Brien split is that...

Sarahs, Andys Most Likely To Call In At Work

Note to all employers out there – don’t hire deadbeats named Sarah or Andy. And watch out for lazy bums named Steve and Becky. A recent...

A 2010 Stage Sked

Fort Worth’s top four small theater groups have announced most of their 2010 schedules by now, and the offerings look unusually scrumptious. I don’t...

Goodbye, Brendan

I don’t understand how NBC 5’s Brendan Higgins could be departing the station now that his contract has expired. He was named ”Best TV...

Jay Leno’s Dance Of Disingenuousness

The Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, NBC debacle just keeps getting juicier and sloppier. Leno has been a human Hacky Sack for the past few...