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R.I.P. Hildegard Behrens

Opera fans are mourning the death of Hildegard Behrens at the age of 72. The native of Freiburg, Germany studied to be a lawyer,...

“Crude” Is Right

Crude oil’s jump in price indicates the recession is weakening. That’s good. I guess. The problem is, few people are receiving pay raises anymore. This...

Plaxico Runs Deep Route To Pen

For anyone who thinks celebrities can buy their way out of legal jams, this two-year sentence just handed to New York Giants WR Plaxico...

Frank Talk

Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank, you’re my hero. My fat, gay, speech-impeded, fearless, brilliant, and dedicated hero. Check out last night’s tasty exchange at a...

Boycott? Whaddya Got?

Regular reader(s) of Blotch know all about how I boycotted the Texas Rangers in 2002 after they dumped Pudge Rodriguez, but then rescinded my...

Texas Rangers Getting Pudged

This report that Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez is returning to the Texas Rangers is a shot of fresh air to this ornery old boycotter. See, I...

Beer Guts Are “In.” Seriously.

Apparently in the Big Apple, hipsters are rocking beer guts. Proudly. The look is called the Ralph Kramden. (I’m not making this up.) The...

Restaurant Week Starts Tonight

Every year, restaurants around the metroplex offer a 3-course prix fixe dinner for $35 -- a bargain considering the caliber of restaurants participating in...

Playmaker, Iceman Set To Dance

One of the baddest men to ever don a Dallas Cowboys uniform, Michael Irvin, and one of the baddest men to ever take a...

Oh, We’re Going! To a Hukilau! A Huki Huki Huki Huki...

At 8 o’clock tonight (Monday) at the Southside Preservation Hall (1519 Lipscomb St.), an informal group called the Hepcat Hop is throwing a 1950s...