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Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs San Francisco 49ers, Hooters

Today’s Off Asides column begins with me and Hazel the Research Assistant drinking hot coffee in the tea room. “I’ve been listing my problems this...

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins, Momentum

It’s hard to think of a Game 2 as a must-win contest in a 16-game season. But the Cowboys are 0-1 after last Sunday’s...

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants, Kitties

The Dallas Cowboys are about to make their 2016 debut at home against NFC East rival New York Giants, and once again Fort Worth...

Jerry Should Just Say No To Johnny Football Manziel

The former Texas A&M University star quarterback turned NFL bust said he wants to play for the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry...

Copa América Update

Hello, everyone. I was on vacation when the Copa América Centenario started, so I didn't publish a preview piece for the big tournament, but...

Dale Hansen Gives Baylor Football A Swift Kick

WFAA Channel 8 sportscaster Dale Hansen can be a smug and egotistical blowhard at times, but I love it when he gets on his...

Sports Rush: A History-Making Rivalry

You might have read how, back in the day, cowboys drove wild critters along the Texas Trail from Cowtown to Shreveport. By “back in the...

Sports Rush

Could your brain handle the pressure of standing on the dugout in front of fans at the Texas Rangers ballpark, competing in a game...

Vaqueros Will Sport New Look This Season

The Fort Worth Vaqueros minor league soccer team will be looking like sharp-dressed men for the 2016 season, which kicks off on April 30...

Thinking About Beyonce Stealing Super Bowl And Being All Like …...

So I wake up and hear all these morning news show anchors talking about how Beyonce stole the halftime show right out from under...