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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers

The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the...

“USA Today” Confirms Hugeness of Speedway Screen

You may have heard that Texas Motor Speedway is bragging about its proposed new HD screen. The thing about this particular video board is...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams

I've become an adrenaline junkie. The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled? Sundays...

Emmitt Smith Finally Gets Some Recognition

The greatest running back to ever play for the Dallas Cowboys (sorry Tony D.) is Emmitt Smith, and the poor guy just never got...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Kansas City Chiefs

The Dallas Cowboys haven’t done much to earn my annual optimism during the past decade, although I still project them to win the Super...

The USA Soccer Ladder (September 2013)

USA clinched its spot in the 2014 World Cup with its victory over Mexico last night and other results going their way. That means...

FC Dallas’ Benitez Scores from Halfway

While the Dallas Cowboys were busy killing off the Night & Day curse, another local sports team had an incredible moment over the weekend....

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Giants 2013

Regular readers of “Off Asides” know that statistics, deep analysis, or even wins and losses don’t figure prominently in this column. “Off Asides” are just...

Fort Worth Cats Play for Championship

The scheduling dropped too late to make it into our Calendar section this week, but our own Fort Worth Cats will compete for the...

Nelson Cruz Accepts 50-game Suspension

The other shoe finally dropped in the Biogenesis scandal that has hung over the head of Rangers outfielder Nelson Cruz. Moments ago, Bob Nightengale...