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Fourth Annual Cowtown Cranksgiving Ride

Charity events are rarely as interactive as the fourth annual Cowtown Cranksgiving Ride, which begins 3pm tomorrow (Sat Nov 16) at Trinity Bicycles, 343...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Saints, Divine Intervention

Before we get into this week's Off Asides, I have breaking news to report: Tony Romo's mom has filed a bullying complaint against the...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the gift that keeps on giving. We owe them three Super Bowls already. Might we soon owe them a fourth? The Cowboys...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions & Dez Bryant

Dez Bryant deserves a game ball, but not for the two touchdowns he scored in yesterday’s game against the Detroit Lions. Bryant gets a game...

The Biggest (Lovable) Losers: Western Hills Cougars

You’ve probably heard the story by now, since it’s making web headlines: A Western Hills High School parent filed a bullying complaint against football...

Washington (Racial Slurs) Face Dallas Cowboys On Sunday

Nobody around these parts needs another reason to hate the Washington Redskins. That burgundy-and-gold bunch of ingrates has been the oldest and fiercest rival...

Cowboys, Broncos Try to Ruin Football

Everyone’s raving about the Broncos/Cowboys game. How exciting it was. How “entertaining,” to use a word that’s been bandied about zillions of times already,...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos

The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers

The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the...

“USA Today” Confirms Hugeness of Speedway Screen

You may have heard that Texas Motor Speedway is bragging about its proposed new HD screen. The thing about this particular video board is...