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Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants, Robert De Niro

Brandon "The Tangerine Trainwreck" Weeden is history. Ancient history. The Weeden Era is reminiscent of the Mesozoic Era -- a big dinosaur lumbered around...

About That Guaranteed Rangers Win …

The guaranteed Texas Rangers victory predicted in yesterday's Blotch post was made in earnest. I did not know the baseball gods were about to...

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New England Patriots, Pits Of Hell

The Orange Smush era has resulted in two straight Cowboys losses. (I’m still formulating a suitable Brandon Weeden nickname. Maybe today’s crucial game will...

Greg Hardy, Jerry Jones Should Shut Up for a While

Just ahead of the Dallas Cowboys welcoming the Super Bowl champion New England Patriots to town, defensive lineman Greg Hardy came back from his...

Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints, Tequila

This edition of Off Asides will be short because Saturday’s bottle of tequila was tall. My buddy, Blue, dropped by after a visit to...

North Texas Gets Soccer Hall of Fame

Some semi-local soccer news has dropped, as the National Soccer Hall of Fame is officially moving to Frisco. The institution was founded in 1979...

Off Asides on Dallas Cowboys vs Falcons, Nicknames

Sunday morning, two hours before the Dallas Cowboys play, and I'm all jazzed up about seeing Brandon "The Ginger Cringer" Weeden take the reins....

Women’s World Cup Update (The I Believe That We Have Won...

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Team USA won the Women’s World Cup last night, smashing Japan 5-2. Carli Lloyd scored three goals,...

The Women’s World Cup All-Hair Team

Great news on the hair front. Four years ago, the players at the Women's World Cup were mostly wearing their hair short or in...

The Women’s World Cup All-Hot Team

Lots of other media outlets have done similar posts running down the most attractive players at this year's Women's World Cup, but as I...