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Women’s World Cup Update (The Wide Left Edition)

So, the Germany vs. USA semifinal wound up playing out like the plot of Pitch Perfect 2, with the Americans patching up their earlier...

Morning News Roundup, Jun 30

Tubing At Panther Island Pavilion Just in time for Fourth of July, tubing resumes at Panther Island Pavilion. Now, I bet you’re expecting some smart-ass...

Women’s World Cup Update (The Broken China Edition)

On the same day that the Supreme Court made gay marriage legal everywhere in America (and thus made members of Team USA happy, though...

Women’s World Cup Update (The Shutting Off the Coffee Edition)

On Monday, USA defeated Colombia in the Women’s World Cup round of 16, and nobody seems all that happy about it. To which I...

Women’s World Cup Update (The Now It All Gets Serious Edition)

With their 1-0 victory over Nigeria yesterday, USA takes first place in the Women’s World Cup Group of Death and now looks forward to...

Women’s World Cup Update (The Kissing Your Sister Edition)

On a day when men’s soccer saw a swastika on the field during the Croatia-Italy Euro qualifier match, the Women’s World Cup finished its...

Women’s World Cup Update (The Sour Grapes Down Under Edition)

The sad realities of working in an office meant that I had to miss the Nigeria-Sweden game, which looked like a real barn-burner. Fortunately,...

Women’s World Cup Preview

Tomorrow, the FIFA Women’s World Cup kicks off in Canada, with a record 24 teams contesting for the championship of the world. Just like...

USA Scores Greatest Soccer Win Ever

The last time I was this happy over something the U.S. did on the international stage, it was when Seal Team Six killed Osama...

News Roundup: May 21, 2015

Wash Rejoins Rangers Rivals Former Texas Rangers’ manager Ron Washington has resurfaced with his old team, signing with the Oakland A’s as an instructor. He...